South Park: Tonight Is Right For Love

Tonight is right for love..
You know I wanna touch you where the lights don't go
Tonight is right for love..
with Meredith Baxter Burney.
Expressing love so sweet..
I'll keep you burning like a dog in heat
Tonight is right for love..
with Meredith Baxter Burney.

We had a love that was so magical..
Meredith Baxter Burney, Burning, Burning in my soul
I'm not talking about Meredith Baxter Burney today, no..
I'm talking about Meredith Baxter Burney
that was on Family Ties 10 years ago..

After the love comes the darkness of hell..
A demon inside you like a bottomless well..
Nothing is safe, and everything is a lie..
Love doesn't last, no matter hard you try..
Burning, burning, through your brain I think of a pain.. (Hey Meat)
and then you finally realize that it's all a mistake.. (Meatloaf..)
Splinters of wood getting forced in your eyes!
Shes been the one (Meat!), and it gets wrapped in half..
Your skins coming off and you roll in the salt.. (Meat! Meat!)


Meatloaf: What?
Chef: Where you going son?
Meat: Oh gosh..
Chef: Come back to us we're over here!
Meatloaf: Oh.. Sorry Chef man, I'm sorry
Chef: Okay but this song is about Meredith Baxter Burney, and not about splitting wood in your eyes!
Meatloaf: Your right..
Chef: Here, have a taco
Meatloaf: Ah, a taco! great, I need a taco... (crunch)
Chef: Your messing up my business with Meridith Baxter Burney.. Alright?
Meatloaf: (crunch) mmmm.. umm, yeah, great..

Tonight is right for love..
The rain is falling and Jay Leno is on
Let's turn down the lights, turn up the volume and go crazy.
I'll touch your body and soul..
And change your shadows with remote control
Cos tonight is right for love..
With Meredith Baxter Burney!