Supremes: I'm the greatest star

Hey, can we have your autograph?My autograph?I'm nobodyBut wait a minuteI've got 36 expressionsSweet as pie to tough as leatherAnd that's six expressions moreThan all the Barrymores put togetherOnly six?Instead of kicking meI don't think they give me a liftI think it's a plot'Cause they're scared that I gotSuch a gift, I'm miffed'Cause I'm the greatest starI am by far, but nobody knows itWait, they're gonna hear a voiceA silver fluteThey'll cheer each tootWhen I expose itCan't you see the look at meThat I'm a natural Camille?As Camille I just feelI have so much to offerI know I'll be divine becauseI'm a natural cougherSome ain't got it, not a lumpShe a great big clump of talentLaugh, they'll bend in halfDid I tell the story about the traveling salesman?A thousand laughsStick around for 'em folksA thousand faces, I reiterateWhen you're giftedThen you're giftedThese are facts, I have no axe to grindHey, what are they blindIn all of the world so farI'm the greatest starWho is the pip with pizazz?Who is all ginger and jazz?Who is as glamorous as?Who's an American beauty roseWith that American beauty noseAnd ten American beauty toesEyes on the target and whamOne shot, one gun shot and bamHey, world, here I am!I'm the greatest starI am by farBut nobody knows itThat's why I was bornI'll blow my horn'Till somebody hears itI'll light up like a lightRight up like a lightI'll flicker and flare upAll the world's gonna stare upLooking downYou'll never see meTry the sky'Cause that'll be meI can make 'em cryI can make 'em sighSomeday they'll clamorFor my dram-erHave you guessed yetWho's the best yetIf you ain't I'll tell you one more timeYou bet yer last dimeIn all the world so farShe's the greatest, greatestFunny, life is far from sunnyWhen the laugh is overAnd the jokes on youWell, a girl's gotta have a sense of humorThat's one things you really needs for sureWhen you're a funny girlThe fellow said "A funny girl"Funny, how it ain't so funny girlThey're the luckiest people in the worldWith one person, one very special personA feeling deep in your soul saysYou were half, now you're wholeNo more hunger and thirstBut first be a person who needs peoplePeople who need peopleAre the luckiest people in the world