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The Lads From Macc - Macc Lads

"Ten pints of Boddies and a barley wine, We've got to make the Bear's Head before closing time. We're the Macc Lads, we were born in a pub, We like us ale and we like us grub, We're the Macc Lads and we"

The Macc Lads' Party - Macc Lads

"Where's the f**king party? Someone's in the kitchen eating pies and mucky tarts, Bammy's in the bathroom and he's lighting up his farts. Now Peter's supping bitter, he's getting really canned, He locks"

Charlotte - Macc Lads

"I walked into the Nag's Head for to sustinate me belly, There was a fit crack in the corner but I knew her cunt was smelly, She smelt of rotting fish heads and old and crispy sick, Said her name was Charlotte"

Twenty Pints - Macc Lads

"Sup up, lad, I've spilt more ale down me waistcoat Than you've supped tonight. Bonnington's or Willy's lads? Willy's tastes like piss. I've got ten pints down me neck the night, He's blown some froth off"

Failure With Girls - Macc Lads

"I've got an ugly face, With spots all over the place, I haven't got any mates, And me clothes have gone out of date. I go to the pub on me own, And I drink me orange alone, I sit and stare at the crack, But"

Get Weavin' - Macc Lads

"Get weavin'. Well the fair comes down just once every year, The Macc Lads go there when they've supped their beer, So get weavin', With the Brut 33, And forget your tea, We're going down town to get some"

Miss Macclesfield - Macc Lads

"She was the perfect woman, She was my kind of a bird, 'Cos she stayed in the kitchen and she never said a word. She had real big tits and a lovely slappable arse, But now she's into barbeques and wine"

Now He's A Poof - Macc Lads

"Get stuffed you arse bandit. One of me best mates, He come from Macc, And we used to go out pulling crack, Now we know it were just a farce, 'Cos he's got spunk dribbling out of his arse. He's got scabs"

Gordon's Revenge - Macc Lads

"Ah so. The ducks are sitting and I making my list now, Macc Lads stagger in and their all f**king pissed, The f**king drunk bastards can't take their beer, Free gravy tonight, I've got bad diarrhoea. Sea"

All Day Drinkin' - Macc Lads

"Staggered in MacDonalds on a Friday afternoon, All the pubs were shut, There were knob all else fer do. I said, "Gissus a Big Mac now you spotty little twat." He said, "Have a nice day sir, would you like"

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