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"i measure time in seconds between cigarettes don't mind choking on cold regrets enamored with the possibility of getting so blind i don't wanna see be everything you didn't want to be let apathy set you"

"Allan Sherman Miscellaneous The Twelve Days Of Christmas THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS Allan Sherman Note: "S" is Sherman, "C" is the chorus and "B" is both S: On the first day of Christmas my true love"

"AUTOMATION (Alan Sherman) It was automation, I know That was what was making the factory go It was IBM It was Univac It was all those gears going Clickity clack, dear I thought automation was keen Till"

"From dali!caesar.cs.montana.edu!ogicse!emory!swrinde!cs.utexas.edu!uunet!microsoft!phillipg Thu Dec 7 15:45:23 MST 1989 Article 7149 of rec.humor: Path: dali!caesar.cs.montana.edu!ogicse!emory!swrinde!cs.utexas.edu!uunet!microsoft!phillipg >From:"

"+Al 'N' Yetta Al 'n' Yetta always sit togedda, Watching TV every single night. Munching popcorn from a dish, While observing Dorothy Gish. (Dorothy Gish) Dorothy Gish, (What a dish) What a dish. Ohhhh, Al"

"+America's A Nice Italian Name I live in Italy, the sky is sunny. 'T'sa nice-a place. 't'sa nice-a place. And if you think the way I talk is funny, Shaddup-a you face. Shaddup-a you face. America to"

"Oh, here's a song, An average song. It's not too short, It's not too long. It's not too high, It's not too low, It's not too fast, It's not too slow. It's not too old, It's not too new, It's not too gay, It's"

"+Barry Is The Baby's Name We'll call him Barry, Barry. That'll be the baby's name. We thought of Lance or Josh, But, oh, my gosh, They're not the same. But if it's Barry, Barry, That's a name with style"

"+Beautiful Teamsters Beautiful Teamsters, please let me join. Can't drive a truck, but I'm willing to loin. Beautiful Teamsters, I love youse all. That's why I'm standing by your union hall. I would be"

"(parody of "Chim Chim Cheree" by Dick Van Dyke, from the movie "Mary Poppins") Chim chiminey, chim chiminey, chim-chim-cheree; Those are three words that don't make sense to me. But I'm used to words that"

""Eight Foot Two, Solid Blue" Last night I met a man from Mars, and he was very sad. He said, "Won't you help me find my girl friend, please?" So I asked him, "What does she look like?", And the man from"

"+When I Was A Lad When I was a lad I went to Yale, And I knew then that I could never fail. For I studied very hard and furthermore, I polished up the apple for the professor. (He polished up the apple"

"+Won't You Come Home, Disraeli When Benjamin Disraeli was Prime Minister of England, And good old Queen Victoria was the Queen, Whenever she would need him for official palace business, Disraeli, he was"

"+You Need An Analyst If you're always stealing goodies from a big department store, You need an analyst, a psychoanalyst. If your pocket's full of little things you never owned before, You need an analyst,"

"+You Went The Wrong Way, Old King Louie Louis the Sixteenth was the King of France in 1789. He was worse than Louis the Fifteenth. He was worse than Louis the Fourteenth. He was worse than Louis the Thirteenth. He"

"+Your Mother's Here To Stay It's very clear: your mother's here to stay. Not just a year, but ever and a day. She came to stay just for Mother's Day, With the kids and you and me, And that was Mother's"

"+You're Getting To Be A Rabbit With Me Though you once were the best bunny at the Playboy Club, You're getting to be a rabbit with me. I just sit there and stare as you hop from shrub to shrub. You're"

"+Green Stamps Thrill me with your Green Stamps. I love your little Green Stamps. I took collecting Green Stamps. I love the way they look. Oh how I love to pick them. I pick them up, and lick them. I lick"

"+Good Advice I know a man named Otis who invented a room, And his heart was filled with pride. I said to Mr. Otis, "What does your room do?" He said, "It goes from side to side." So I said, "Mr. Otis,"

"Grow, Mrs. Goldfarb, fatter, fatter. Pile the potatoes on your platter. Listen to me, 'cause I'm your hubby. I just adore you plump and chubby. I got a letter from the state, Dear. You're gonna need a"