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You're Pitiful - Weird Al Yankovich

"My life is brilliant... What, was I too early? Oh, sorry. Should I...Do you wanna start over? Or, keep going? Okay, now? Now? My life is brilliant Your life's a joke You're just pathetic You're always"

Addicted To Spuds - Weird Al Yankovich

"Potato skins, potato cakes Hash browns and instant flakes Baked or boiled or french fried There's no kind you haven't tried You planned a trip to Idaho Just to watch potatoes grow I understand how you"

Amish paradise - Weird Al Yankovich

"As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize she is very plain, But that's just perfect for an Amish like me You know I shun fancy things like electricity"

Another One Rides A Bus - Weird Al Yankovich

"Ridin' in a bus down the boulevard, And the place was pretty packed. Couldn't find a seat, so I had to stand, With the perverts in the back. It was smellin' like a locker room. There was junk all over"

Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near M - Weird Al Yankovich

"They showed up on my doorstep just a couple weeks ago They looked so sweet and harmless Tell me, how was I to know They got a little too close to the microwave and then much to my surprise They grew to"

Can't wacth this - Weird Al Yankovich

"I can't watch this. (x4) My my my my TV makes me so bored Makes me say, oh my lord What is this garbage here? Wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears It sucks, and that's no lie It's about as much fun as"

Cats In The Kettle - Weird Al Yankovich

"Did you ever think when you eat Chinese, It ain't pork or chicken, but a fat siamese, Yet the food tastes great, so ya don't complain, but that's not chicken in your chicken chow mein. Seems to me I ordered"

Constipated - Weird Al Yankovich

"Uh huh, extra cheese. Uh huh, uh huh, save a piece for me. Pizza party at your fuckin' house, I went just to check it out. 19 extra larges, What a shame, no one came. Just us, eatin' all alone, You said"

Dog Eat Dog - Weird Al Yankovich

"Found a job in a great big office And I really love this place I got my very own Scotch tape dispenser And I got a private parking space...ha! And I got a coffee mug with my name right on it In big bold"

Don't Download This Song - Weird Al Yankovich

"Once in a while Maybe you will feel the urge. To break international copyright law By downloading mp3s From file sharing sites Like Morpheus, or Grokster, or LimeWire, or Kazaa. But deep in your Heart. You"

Eat It - Weird Al Yankovich

"How come you're always such a fussy young man Don't want no Cap'n Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran Well don't you know that other kids are starvin' in Japan So eat it, just eat it Don't want to argue,"

EBay Song - Weird Al Yankovich

"A used pink bathrobe A rare mint snowglobe A Smurf TV tray I bought on eBay My house is filled with this crap Shows up in bubble wrap Most every day What I bought on eBay Tell me why I need another pet"

Fat - Weird Al Yankovich

"Your butt is wide, well mine is too. Just watch your mouth, or I'll sit on you. The word is out, better treat me right, Cause I'm the king of cellulite. Ham on ham on ham on whole wheat, all right. My"

Girls Just Want To Have Lunch - Weird Al Yankovich

"Some girls like to buy new shoes And others like drivin' trucks and wearing tattoos There's only one thing that they all like a bunch Oh, girls, they want to have lunch Oh, girls just want to have lunch I"

Gump - Weird Al Yankovich

"Gump sat alone on a bench in the park "My name is Forrest," he'd casually remark Waitin' for the bus with his hands in his pockets He just kept sayin' life is like a box of chocolates He's Gump, He's Gump What's"

I Love Rocky Road - Weird Al Yankovich

"I hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school Yah, but chocolate's gettin' old Vanilla just leaves me cold There's just one flavor good enough for me, yah"

I'll sue ya - Weird Al Yankovich

"I sued Taco Bell 'Cause I ate half a million Chalupas And I got fat! I sued Panasonic They never said I shouldn't use their microwave To dry off my cat Huh, I sued Earthlink 'Cause I called them up N'"

Jurassic Park - Weird Al Yankovich

"I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitos And before long they were cloning DNA Now I'm being chased by some irate velociraptors Well believe me...this has been one lousy day Jurassic Park"

Jerry Springer - Weird Al Yankovich

"It's been one week since we got to see Cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry Five days since they had the show With the hermaphrodite, the slut, and the crack ho Three days since we heard the tale About"

Like A Surgeon - Weird Al Yankovich

"I finally made it through med school Somehow I made it through I'm just an intern I still make A mistake or two I was last in my class Barely passsed at the institute Now I'm trying to avoid, yah I'm trying"

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