50 Cent - Intro (Curtis)

[sound of a car trunk opening]

[1:] Here you go man...
[2:] Jesus Christ man you going to war.
[1:] What I say? Didnt I say come to me? Do I ever disappoint? Fuckin no. Why? I deliver.
Why? Im your man. How do I know? How? Know? Know how. I got
100 things to do this morning and youre first in line so could we move it along please?
[2:] Okay. Fine. Right. Im just lookin for something. Small. Light. Cheap. 3-80, 3-80. Somethin like that.
[1:] No, no, no. You want to be packin like a man Eddy, youre a man, man.
How bout this um6-inch 3-5-7 magnum.
[2:] Yeah.
[1:] Or the Mantics Browning 9-mill. Now I know what youre thinking, thats got no stopping power.
But thats got 13 shots in the clip man. That wont
just kill a man, thatll turn him inside out, pull him upside down, piss on him, read him last...
[2: (interrupting)] Fine, fine. Yeah I get the message, Im just.. I'm just a bit fuckin lost there.
And these are totally untraceable?
[1:] They dont exist
[2:] What about guarantees
[1:] What do you think this is? Guns-Are-Us?