The Arrogant Worms: Proud To Be Canadian

Our fair country Canada
Is north of the USA
Our Maritimes are lovely
And our prairies give us hay
You might think you Yankees
Are better than us Canucks
But we don't need no microchips
Inside our hockey pucks

We know that you've got disneyworld
and you keep it very clean
we dont have Bob Dole
and we can drink when we're 19
we may watch your TV shows for hours and hour and hours
We'll give you Alan Thicke
But Shania Twain is ours

We're proud to be Canadian
We're awfully nice to strangers, our manners be our curse
It's cool in many ways to be Canadian
We won't say that we're better, it's just that we're less worse

Your beer is not too tasty
and your weather can't be beat
We all fly south in the winter time
to escape the snow and sleet
We're pleased to say that
we've enjoyed all your southeren charms
but we get sun burnt
when we exersice the right to bare our arms

We're proud to be Canadian
We're awfully nice to strangers, our manners be our curse
It's cool in many ways to be Canadian
We won't say that we're better, it's just that we're less worse

Alanis Morisette
she is our latest pride and joy
She used to sing about High school dances
and chasing after boys
But now she is fed up
and as angry as can be
she's got one hand in her pocket
and the other on guard for thee

We're proud to be Canadian(proud to be canadian)
We're awfully nice to strangers,
our manners be our curse (we're just too darn nice)
It's cool in many ways to be Canadian (I like being Canadian!)
We won't say that we're better, it's just that we're less worse

We're proud to be Canadian
We're awfully nice to strangers, our manners be our curse
(can i get the door for you ma'am?)
It's cool in many ways to be Canadian
(it's cool cause it's cold up here)
We won't say that we're better, it's just that we're less worse

We won't say that we're better it's just that we're less worse