TLC: Quickie

*Left eye*

Ladies and Gentlemen,
Yes my fine gentlemen friends, OK!
We are gonna turn to the chapter in Eyenetics,
called Left Pimpin', everybody turn to Left pimpin'.
Now as you can see its located in the region in your man!
Until...

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Im TBoz i got it like dat.
Lefteyes dope she got it like dat.
Chillis fly she got it like dat.
TLC and thats where its at...

Met at the park at the summer jam,
Tims untied with saggy pants,
Not the kind guy i would give a chance,
But he was kinda packin' in the circumstance.
6 foot 3 sexy as can be,
Saw him through the crowd comin' up to me,
He said "arent u the shortie form TLC?",
And told me bout the things he would do to me.

So come on over, Let me check you out,
See just what ur talkin' bout,
So come on over, Boy you turn me on,
Talkin that stuff on the telephone.
So come on over, you got me so enthused
I cant wait to get next to you,
So come on over, Dont let it take too long,
Im ready to put it on...

*left eye*
You need some ginsing for ur ping ping, so we can DO IIIT!!!
***
Chorus

First he came, then he went,
right to sleep on me.
I could not beleive, wake it up and give me what i need.
First he came, then he went,
Right to sleep so fast,
Did he have it up his sleeve?
To pull a quickie on me, he pulled a quickie on me.

No no no he didn't
He pulled a quickie on me
No no no he didn't
He pulled a quickie on me
No no no didn't
He pulled a quickie on me
No no no he didn't
Yey yeh

Called me up to apologize,
Said he owed me one, is tonight the night?
Didnt know if i should give him another chance,
But he was kind packin' under circumstance.

He didnt know that i peeped him out,
I picked up on what a quickie is all about,
So wait until i get him back to the crib,
So i can switch it up show him how it is.

So come on over, Let me check you out,
See just what ur talkin' bout,
So come on over, Boy you turn me on,
Talkin that stuff on the telephone.
So come on over, you got me so enthused
I cant wait to get next to you,
So come on over, Dont let it take too long,
Im ready to put it on...

*chilli*
Oh wait, hold up hold up hold up.
Is ur name Dickie? Cuz i heard u pulled a quickie!
***
Chrous

*left eye*
Now. As we bring this class to a close,
Theres one last thing that we must review and revive,
Alright its called the Left Pimp dance.
Now what ur gonna do is ur gonna put ur left foot infront,
Lean to the left and...

Just like sweet rivers i got a taste for flow,
My ears and neck shivers with this icy snow,
Head, soul fully quiver coz the river knows,
How to corvilate with necks and vertebraes.
I murder days tho i cannot kill time,
You heard the man my cars are real fine.
Miracle with this, lyrical chick,
With some spiritual shit, this will be a perinial trip.
Damn
Im that imperial bitch
Uhh
***
Chorus

Im TBoz i got it like dat.
Lefteyes dope she got it like dat.
Chillis fly she got it like dat.
TLC and thats where its at...

No no no he didn't
He pulled a quickie on me
No no no he didn't
Yey yeh

And im not doin it wit him ANY MORE!
Hahaha