Trace Aber: Constipated

Uh Huh, life's like this
Uh Huh, uh Huh
That's the way it is.

Cuz life's like this
Uh huh, uh huh
That's the way it is

Good god
I ate too much cheese
Lay back?
Would you want to switch places with me?
And if you would, you would see'

I have troubles breathing
Can't you hear me seething
I don't want to talk one-on-one
I've become

Somebody else, don't mess with my belt
You better watch your back before you get smacked
Don't' try to be cool, I'm not in the mood
Please tell me

Why does cheese have to go and make you constipated?
Man, it tastes so good
Being constipated makes me so frustrated
Once you get like this you
fall and you crawl and you puke and cramp until you
Can't do it no more
Honestly and promise me
I'm never going to find you eating cheese
No no no.

The cheese, looks so pronounced
Dressed up, around everyone else
I look, nobody's looking
Everyone's laughing and stuff
I strike a pose
And dive to the cheese
Oh no, oh god
You just saw me become

Somebody else, round every piece of cheese
Licking the plate, still want to date?
See you acting cool, but I'm not a fool
Tell me

Why does cheese have to go and make you constipated?
Man, it tastes so good
Being constipated makes me so frustrated
Once you get like this you
fall and you crawl and you puke and cramp until you
Can't do it no more
Honestly and promise me
I'm never going to find you eating cheese
No no no.(no no no)
No no

Chill out?
What am I yelling for?
You haven't seen the worst of it yet
Why must I eat so much cheese

Around everyone else
I'm licking the plate, still wanna' date?
See you acting cool, but I'm not a fool
Tell me!

Why does cheese have to go and make you constipated?
Man, it tastes so good
Being constipated makes me so frustrated
Once you get like this you
fall and you crawl and you puke and cramp until you
Can't do it no more
Honestly and promise me
I'm never going to find you eating cheese
No no

Why does cheese have to go and make you constipated? (yeah yea)
Man, it tastes so good
Being constipated makes me so frustrated
Once you get like this you
fall and you crawl and you puke and cramp until you
Can't do it no more
Honestly and promise me
I'm never going to find you eating cheese
No no no.