VeggieTales: Modern Major General

I am the very model of a modern major general
I've information vegitable animal and mineral
I know the kings of england
and i quote the facts historical
from marathon to waterlou in order catigorical
(huuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......)
I'm very well aquainted too with matters mathamatical
I understand equasions both the simple and quadratical
of my binomial therom i am teaming with alot of news....
(alot of news...let's see......)
with many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotinuse
(with many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotinuse
with many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotinuse
with many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotinuse)
(Alright hod on........)
I'm very good at integral and diferental calculas
I know the scientific names of beings an emalculas
In short in matters vegitable animal and mineral
I am the very model of a modern major general
(ok now stay with me)
(SLOW)
I am the very model of a modern major general
I've information vegitable animal and mineral
I know the kings of england
and i quote the facts historical
from marathon to waterlou in order catigorical
(huuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......)
I'm very well aquainted too with matters mathamatical
I understand equasions both the simple and quadratical
of my binomial therom i am teaming with alot of news....
(alot of news...let's see......)
(FAST)
with many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotinuse
(with many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotinuse
with many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotinuse
with many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotinuse)
I'm very good at integral and diferental calculas
I know the scientific names of beings an emalculas
In short in matters vegitable animal and mineral
I am the very model of a modern major general
(I'm done)