Andrew Lloyd Webber: Call Me Rusty

Rusty:
Woo woo,
Woo woo,
Nobody can do it like a steam train

Gang:
It's Rusty - split, hide

Greaseball:
Out of the way
Anyone can do it to a steam train

Rusty:
Woo woo,
Woo woo,
Nobody can do it like a steam train

Gang:
You going in for the race, steam train? Should do
Nobody can do it like a steam train

Greaseball:
Who can do it like a steam train?

Gang:
He said nobody, so he's nobody
Hi, nobody
Nobody
Steam train
That'll teach you to show some respect for diesel
'Cause diesel's gonna win it
Okay, Rusty?

Greaseball:
Okay, steam train?

Gang:
Okay, Rusty?

Rusty:
Call me Rusty if you like
Rusty's how I look
And Rusty's my name
Slow corrosion is eroding my frame
Call me Rusty if you like

Call me Rusty if you must
It isn't nice but I admit that it fits
For a dead-end engine falling to bits
Call me Rusty if you like

Coaches:
Come on Rusty,
Come on Rusty,
Come on Rusty

Rusty:
This is not the dream I dreamed when they first lit my fire
Mainline coaches streamed behind as my steam rose higher
Switching and hitching at everyone's call
Never occurred in my vision at all
But when they start the racing and you notice the steam
You know it's me that's moving on
And proving you should listen to your dream

Call me Rusty if you dare
'Cause when you see me on the finishing line
And when I take the place that's rightfully mine
Call me Rusty if you dare

Coaches:
Listen to this big shot talking he seems to imply
All the trains will just move over and let him by

Pearl:
Rusty you can not believe all that stuff

Coaches:
You mustn't go racing you're not tough enough
You'll either be a hundred miles away at the back
Or worse they'll find you scattered in a million rusty pieces 'round the track

Rusty:
Call me Rusty if you dare
'Cause when you see me on the finishing line
And when I take the place that's rightfully mine
Call me Rusty
Coaches:
Hello Rusty, good boy Rusty, hello Rusty, good boy Rusty
Rusty:
Call me Rusty I don't care