The Arrogant Worms: Wolfe Island Ferry

Oh the Wolfe Island Ferry is a very nice ferry
It's a very nice ferry it's the Wolfe Island Ferry
The Wolfe Island Ferry is a very nice ferry
It's a very nice ferry, it's the Wolfe Island Ferry!

Oh the Wolfe Island Ferry is a very nice ferry
It's a very nice ferry it's the Wolfe Island Ferry
The Wolfe Island Ferry is a very nice ferry
It's a very nice ferry, it's the Wolfe Island Ferry!

General Wolfe beat General Montcalm on the Plains of Abraham
And because of this, they liked him an awful lot in Kingston
The town was named Kingston in the county Frontenac
So they spotted an island, and they called it Wolfe Island!

Oh, it's got a couple highways and a really nice restaurant
Called the "General Wolfe", and it's named after General Wolfe
Who won a couple of battles and had an island named after him
It's a really nice place and a good port to smuggle booze in from the States

Oh the Wolfe Island Ferry is a very nice ferry
It's a very nice ferry it's the Wolfe Island Ferry
The Wolfe Island Ferry is a very nice ferry
It's a very nice ferry, it's the Wolfe Island Ferry!

Oh, the Wolfe Island Ferry doesn't carry any wolves
Or any source of animals, except for a couple of seagulls
Who are really lazy, and so they land on the ferry
And that way, they don't have to fly all the way to Wolfe Island

Oh, the Wolfe Island Ferry doesn't carry any fairies
Cause fairies, unlike seagulls, don't really mind the flying
They fly over to Wolfe Island sprinkling fairy dust all over
Except it's really more like battery acid and it burns your skin until you die

Well, they've got lots of potatos and Anne of Green Gables
Oh crap, that's Prince Edward Island
Sometimes I get confused when I switch my medication
But I can see the bunny!

Oh the Wolfe Island Ferry is a very nice ferry
It's a very nice ferry it's the Wolfe Island Ferry
The Wolfe Island Ferry is a very nice ferry
It's a very nice ferry, it's the Wolfe Island Ferry!