The Stooges: Caesar

People of AmericaI bring you a great armyTo preserve peaceIn our empireThrow them to the lionsDarling let us go to the banquet hallThere will be a great feast tonight!Who are these Christians?What is this strange religion?I've heard it said they turn the other cheekHa ha ha haThrow them to the lionsThrow them to the lionsThrow them to the lionsThumbs down10 pieces of gold for every manHail CaesarHail CaesarGrapes from SicilySilks from Asia MinorAll the tea in ChinaThrow them to the lionsThrow them to the lionsThrow them to the lionsWho are these Christians?Turn the other cheek...Ha ha haHa ha ha haTwo thumbs downThe Christians are restlessWhy not let them worship their god?No one believes in the old godsHow tiresome...attending the ritualsPaying lip service to the portentsBurning incense at their shrineNo one believes in the old godsThrow them to the lionsThrow them to the lionsThrow them to the lionsHa ha ha ha ha haHa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haThe Roman EmpireThe glory of RomeHailAll hailCaesar...Caesar...bewarebeware the Ides of MarchWho is this man?Caesar...he is but a soothsayer...he is old and his brain is addled... pay him no mind!Throw him to the lions!Ha ha ha ha ha haHail Caesar!Emperor of RomeHail Caesar!Caesar...Caesar...beware the Ides of MarchEh?! Who is this man?Caesar...he is but an old soothsayer...addled in his brainpay him no mindThrow him to the lions!Ha ha ha haThrow him to the lions!No one believes in the old gods...The empire is tired...Caesar will rest now.We depart for my chambersCome darling"Yes Caesar"Caesar will rest nowHail RomeHail CaesarHailPut him in the fiery pitHa ha ha ha!