Abba: Two for the price of one

He had what you might call a trivial occupationHe cleaned the platforms of the local railway stationWith no romance in his lifeSometimes he wished he had a wifeHe read the matrimonial advertising pagesThe cries for help from different people, different agesBut they had nothing to sayAt least not until the dayWhen something special he readThis is what it said:If you dream of the girl for youThen call us and get two for the price of oneWe're the answer if you feel blueSo call us and get two for the price of oneIf you dream of the girl for you (If you are dreaming of someone who might be right for you)Then call us and get two for the price of one (Why don't you call us and you'll get two for the price of one)We're the answer if you feel blue (We may be the answers to your problem, a chance with we two)So call us and get two for the price of one (Why don't you call us and you'll get two for the price of one)He called the number and a voice said, "Alice Whiting"The voice was husky and it sounded quite excitingHe was amazed at his luckThe purest streak of gold he'd struckHe said, "I read your ad, it sounded rather thrillingI think a meeting could be mutually fulfillingWhy don't we meet for a chatThe three of us in my flatI can't forget what I read"This is what it said:If you dream of the girl for youThen call us and get two for the price of oneWe're the answer if you feel blueSo call us and get two for the price of oneIf you dream of the girl for you (If you are dreaming of someone who might be right for you)Then call us and get two for the price of one (Why don't you call us and you'll get two for the price of one)We're the answer if you feel blue (We may be the answers to your problem, a chance with we two)So call us and get two (Why don't you call us and you'll get two)For the price of one...She said, "I'm sure we must be perfect for each otherAnd if you doubt it you'll be certain when you meet my mother"