Billie The Vision & The Dancers: A Beautiful Night In Oslo

A Beautiful Night in Oslo

Okidoki Peeps
Im gonna tell you something that happened a while ago while we were in Oslo

We were touring the Scandinavian with the Pipettes
From the United Kingdom

And actually we fell in love with that band
And I know that they fell in love with us too
So if you wanna hear a true on the road story about Billie the Vision and the Pipettes
Just turn it up now
Just turn it up now

I thought I was supposed to run away with you
But Im running away with Joe
Were in Oslo and we did a terrible show
But the Norwegian pop freaks went Hey hey ho
And Joe said lets get the priorities straight and
I said No, lets get the priorities queer
And we laughed together and said
Its good to be here, but now we need to get the booze and the beers

So we went running through the streets of Oslo

We had the beers and the booze in the Billie bus
But wed forgotten where we parked it
And Joe said Jesus Christ Billie guys
You must learn to organise!
And I said Im sorry Joe, Im really sorry
But we didnt do this on purpose
We started laughing together there were Gustav and Joe
And me and we started laughing together

We went laughing through the streets of Oslo

I was so full of sweat
I was stinking
I was thinking
I dont even feel like drinking
As we search through the biggest parking in Norway
Gustav lit up and pointed his finger and said
You are George, I am Kramer and you are Elaine
Were in an episode of Seinfeld!
Were in an episode of Seinfeld
We had ten minutes to get to the venue again
And I cant believe that we made it

Joe said "listen now guys when they ask you
What you got in your bag just say sleeping bags
And pillows ok?
You must do this on your own
You can make it, so see you guys inside"
And of course we made it were professional liars
Everything according to plan
We felt like heroes when we stepped in to the dressing room
I said "Im gonna show you one heavy sleeping bag"
Then I blinked to Gustav and
Gustav blinked back to me and then
I showed them all the bears

We felt like heroes at a venue in Oslo

Becky, Mia, Rose, Sebastian, John, Gwenno
Lisa, Mono, Fia, Bobby and Andy said
"Thats nice guys but we need to go to sleep
So see you guys tomorrow"
We were a bit surprised, and disappointed
But there were four of us left, Gustav, Joe, John and me
And we had a beautiful night in Oslo

We had a beautiful night in Oslo
We stayed up late at a venue in Oslo
We got drunk at a venue in Oslo