Bloodhound Gang: Yellow fever

Are thosenumchucks in your pants or are you just happy to see me?Let me take you back to the day that I met my China girlWhen I landed a 'Pam' like on the San Fran Real WorldI was sweating like a vegetable inside of a wokI'd never been to Asia Minor but I was gonna BangkokLike Kristy Yamaguchi I had to break the iceShould I talk about Mothra M*A*S*H or shrimp-fried rice?I was sharp as a Chinese star but it's a line I threwJust thirty seconds over Tokyo and this Johnny would WooI took a shot like Jeanette Lee put on my moves like Bruce LeeI told he every Soon Yi needs a little WoodyShe said for all the tea in China my vagina's not freeBut my love will linger longer than the Ming DynastyI said I needed her to do and her to do my laundryI knew she needed a way to stay legally within the countryShe was made in Taiwan I said I'm O.K. with thatJust promise me you'll never try to eat my catChinky chinky bang bang I love youChinky chinky bang bang I know you love me tooIn Japan the hand is used as a knifeIn Japan a man's wife's hand job than can cost him his lifeBut now this Captain Kirk has his own SuluI'll shampoo her Foo Man Chu with Lo Hung Wang GooCause I ride my slant-eyed slope like a brand new KawasakiOh me chinky she's so kinky got me hot like NagasakiBurnin' up like Napalm burstin' like an A-bombI think I got that jungle fever but I caught it in 'NamShe's like an oriental rug cause I lay her where I pleaseThen I blindfold her with dental floss and get down on her kneesI'm a diving Kamikaze eating out ChineseFirst I'll have the poo-poo platter than some tuna sushiShe'll be screaming like Godzilla and kickin' like Jackie ChanI'll get her redder than China wetter than the Sea of JapanLike the Chinese New Year she's gonna see fireworksNow be a good chinky and press Jimmy's shirtsChinky chinky bang bang I love youChinky chinky bang bang I know you love me tooSing chinky singOne more timeChinky chinky bang bang I love youChinky chinky bang bang I know you love me tooChinky chinky bang bang chinky bangChinky chinky bang biddily biddily biddily bang