C.K.Y.: Chinese freestyle

Who wants to taste my general tso...you want to taste my general tsoI'm-a give it to you nowWho like my chopstickhit you when I shit with my little-ass dick. YellowIf you wanna see me eat Jell-OI never seen nothin' like you beforeI can kick you higher than you can kick meI can kick you way up into a treeWho wants a taste of my oo-long tea? Ho ha ho ha ho chi chiEverybody in the phone book name Chang wanna see my wang?Neva Good God hit the gong with a bang. WAAA?Everybody wanna see me throw a fireball but that's not right not in real lifeYou will fall down and break a legEverybody wanna see me break a leg? Well I don'tbut I like fried rice and I got liceChing chow woah ching wang woo wicethat ain't nice Four for the cookie I only touch it twiceDelivery is free but not from me I only charge a dolla fiftyfifty five. wanna see me GO GAA? Hit you with the lang. HAI YA!War when I hit you with the shit do a splitTake a shit have to go eat my shit kung-fuWant my buffet? You fucking gay, ahWai-lo hit you with the hay Stay the fuck awayHit you in the balls. Only Americans eat duck sauceAnd my soy sauce is for you, I can put it in your shoeWatch this- I can tiptoe while you take a pissIn my bathroom spy on you while your little boy shitsWAAAAAAAAI-YAH!I can kick you if you don't pay the billAnd if you want a little mint, that's fifty cent, bitchEverything cost a little bitSo don't expect nothin for free, at least from me Ching Chang ChewieI got you from Taiwan city and Hong KongI just smoked a bong and I can do it all night longAnd don't mistake me for a Viet CongI can get you and tackle you take you never see meWhen I get you and make youRope you up and put you in a bamboo cage and make you feel all my ragePoke you with a little stick till you page your buddies to come napalm meGod damn that shit burned blew away my whole cityHo Chi Minh Shoot a load on your chinGod damn thats a sad goygo goodbyeAnd if you wanna come on inYou can work in to my world where the yellow shit begins HAI YACan't be tamedI got shit to control your brain and it's calledEgg Foo Yung, En Lo MainSo come on in baby and have it just the same HAI YA! HAAAAAH!No wok tow ung di dayHA, I don't suppose ha haha Huh?huhhhuhu huh