Chicago Motion Picture Soundtrack: I Can't Do It Alone - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Ladies and gentlemen
Miss Velma Kelly in an act of desperation
My sister and I had an act that couldn't flop
My sister and I were headed straight for the top
My sister and I earned a thou a week, at least, oh yeah
But my sister is now, unfortunately, deceased
I know it's sad of course
But a fact, is still a fact
And now all that remains
Is the remains of a perfect double act
Watch this
We have to imagine it with two people
It's swell with two people
First I'd, then she'd
Then we'd but I can't do it alone
Then she'd, then I'd
Then we'd but I can't do it alone
She'd say, "What's your sister like?"
I'd say, "Men"
She'd say, "You're the cat's meow"
Then we'd wow the crowd again
When she'd go, I'd go, we'd go
Then those ding-dong daddies started a roar
Whistled, stomped, stamped on the floor
Yelling, screaming, begging for more
And we'd say,"Okay, fellas, keep your socks up
'Cause you ain't seen nothing yet"
But I simply cannot do it alone
So what do you think, huh?
Come on, you can say
I know, you're right, the first part's shit
But the second part? The second part is really nifty
Okay
She'd go, I'd go, we'd go
And then those two-bit Johnny's did it up brown
To cheer the best attraction in town
They nearly tore the balcony down
And we'd say, "Okay boys, we're going home
But before we go, here's a few more parting shots
And this, this, we did in perfect unison"
Now ya see me going through it
You may think there's nothing to it
But I simply cannot do it alone