Cledus T. Judd: Did I Shave My Back For This
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Cledus T. Judd: Did I Shave My Back For This
Parody Of Did I Shave My Legs For This? by Deana Carter (Deana Carter/Rhonda Hart) PolyGram (ASCAP)/Door Number Two Music (ASCAP)/Miller Moo (BMI).
New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark/Adam Dread, Cledus Crap Anthems/La-Po Music, Inc. (SESAC)/Of Music, Inc. (ASCAP/Man Of Leisure Music (BMI)
A mason jar full of shine
A CD of Leann Rhimes
Is what I bought for our anniversary tonight
Now here I stand with my petunias in hand
And you've got a headache again
I hit a yard sale cut my toenails
Trimmed my nose hairs just right
I thought you'd be impressed
By my new hunting vest
But there's no chance tonight
It ain't the first time this year
It'll be the TV and beer
I about forgot what's its like to be here
As I sleep on the floor
While she sniffles and snores
Did I shave my back for this
Oh man Aww woo
This things duller than a dag burn butter knife
Now I'll bet she'll regret
That she didn't let
Me take her to that motel with a pool
You know its so hard to find
Free HBO and Showtime
And them vibrating beds sure are cool
I souped up my RV
Fired up my Flobee
Trimmed my toupee just right
I tried self tanning cream it turned my skin green
Uh you know the directions uh said that it might
Well its a mystery to me
Why she don't like Cledus T.
Most find me hard to resist
I'm wearing my brand new drawers
And wondering what the heck for
Did I shave my back for this
DEE-ANNA
Did I shave my back for this
Ohh ohh ohh
(Coughs)
New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark/Adam Dread, Cledus Crap Anthems/La-Po Music, Inc. (SESAC)/Of Music, Inc. (ASCAP/Man Of Leisure Music (BMI)
A mason jar full of shine
A CD of Leann Rhimes
Is what I bought for our anniversary tonight
Now here I stand with my petunias in hand
And you've got a headache again
I hit a yard sale cut my toenails
Trimmed my nose hairs just right
I thought you'd be impressed
By my new hunting vest
But there's no chance tonight
It ain't the first time this year
It'll be the TV and beer
I about forgot what's its like to be here
As I sleep on the floor
While she sniffles and snores
Did I shave my back for this
Oh man Aww woo
This things duller than a dag burn butter knife
Now I'll bet she'll regret
That she didn't let
Me take her to that motel with a pool
You know its so hard to find
Free HBO and Showtime
And them vibrating beds sure are cool
I souped up my RV
Fired up my Flobee
Trimmed my toupee just right
I tried self tanning cream it turned my skin green
Uh you know the directions uh said that it might
Well its a mystery to me
Why she don't like Cledus T.
Most find me hard to resist
I'm wearing my brand new drawers
And wondering what the heck for
Did I shave my back for this
DEE-ANNA
Did I shave my back for this
Ohh ohh ohh
(Coughs)
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