Cledus T. Judd: More Beaver

Parody of "Me Neither" by Brad Paisley (Brad Paisley/Frank Rogers/Chris Dubois) EMI April Music, Inc, on behalf of itself of itself and Sea Gayle Music (ASCAP)
New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark/Dennis Gardiner, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music Inc. (SESAC)/Darin Gardiner Publishing designee

I've been known to lay here
And watch TV all night
Flippin through the channels
But can't find the thing I like

What happened to my favorite shows
Where they went I'd like to know
But right now what I need most in my life's

More Beaver
Wally, Ward, and June
Them there Cleavers
Nothin' else'll do
Seinfeld's awful funny
Home Improvement's kind of cool
But what I'd really like to see
On my TV's
More Beaver

Now Nick At Nite done brought them good ol' shows back from the past
My Three Sons and Happy Days are here again at last

Them Technicolor, black and whites
I Dream Of Genie day and night
The only thing that I like more than M*A*S*H is

More Beaver
See him and Wally fight
"Why hello Mrs. Cleaver..."
Eddie Haskell's so polite
I've seen every episode
A hundred times or more I know,
One thing you can't get too much of in life's

More Beaver
That never hurt no one,
I've been watchin'
Ever since that I was young.
Now each night when I go to bed
I turn on the TV instead.
My wife will tell you just how much I love
More Beaver

(spoken)
Ladies and gentlemen Brad Paisley on lead guitar
Bet you can't play the pianer
That's why he's nominated for entertainer of the year
TALENT
I bet you $5 you can't play a fiddle
Uh...would you take $3.50...us sorry
Give me that guitar, I'll show you how to play it
YEAH
Thanks for showing me that lick there Fred...

More beaver
Y'all thought that I was done
Gonna keep on singing
I'm having too much fun
This here is just a silly song
And I hope that y'all don't take it wrong
Do you think I'm ever gonna get me some???

Me neither.