D-12: Eminem My Band

[Eminem]
I don't know dude, I think everybody's all jealous and shit,
Coz I'm like the lead singer of the band dude,
And I think everybody's got a f**kin' problem with me dude,
And they need to take it up with me after the show,

Because

[Chorus - Eminem]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
'cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band

[Eminem]
So I get offstage right, drop the mic
Walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like
"Sup ladies, my names Slim Shady, I'm the lead singer of D-12 baby"
there all like "Oh my God it's him!, Becky oh my f**king God it's Eminem!, I swear to f**king God that you f**king rock, please Marshall please let me suck your cock"
Now by now, the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yellin' all the hot babes
Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
'cause they're back on stage the next night with me
"Dude I just think your trying to steal the light from me"
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
Coz I told him Jessica Alba is my wife-to-be
This rockstar shit is the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me b 'cause b

[Chorus - Eminem]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
Coz once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band

[Bridge - Eminem]
My band, my band, my band, my band, my band, my band, my band, my band, my baaaaaaaaand, my band baby
(alright, it's mine dude! give it's mine! aah! ow! dude!)

[Swift]
You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you?
Ain't that how come we don't rap off pro tunes
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in a van and he in a tour bus
You don't want my autograph youse a liar
And nah I'm Swift
(Oh I thought you were Kuniva)
What the hell is wrong with our dressing room?
Cause our shit is lookin' smaller then like a decimal
See I know how to rap, it's simple but
All I did is read a Russell Simmons book
So I'm all intact trying to get on the map
Doing jumping-jacks while getting whipped on my back

[kuniva]
Look at him little punk-ass thinking he the shit
*Yea I know man by himself taking all the flips
Hey I thought we had an interview with D.J. Clue
[Eminem] No I had an interview, not you two
You gonna be late for sound-check
*Man I ain't going to sound-check
*And our mikes is screwed up
*And his always sound best
*You know what man?, I'ma say somethin'
*Hey, yo Em
[Eminem] You got something to say?
*Man nothing
*I thought you was about to tell him off man, whats up?


*Well imma tell him when I feel like it you man shut up
*And you aint even back me up we supposed to be crew
Man I was about to talk right after you
*Aw man whatever
*I swear, I swear man

[Chorus - Eminem]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
'cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band

[Proof]
They say the lead singers rock but the group is not
Once we sold out arenas to amusement parks
I'm gonna let the world know that Proof is hot
I should cut his mic off when the music starts (Hey yo what's-)
Ready to snap on a dumb-ass fan
Every time I hear "Hey dude I love your band!"
We ain't a band bitch, we don't play instruments
So why he getting 90 and we only get 10 percent
And these guys acting funny every area code
"Proof carry my bag" bitch carry your own
Can't make it to the stage, security in the way
Who the f**k are you?! Where's Obe and Dre?!

[Bizarre]
Godammit I'm sick of this group
Time for me to go solo and make some loot
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
Till Kon Artist, slipped me some crack
"Lose Yourself" video - I was in the back
"Superman" video - I was in the back
F**k the media, I got some suggestions
F**k Marshall, ask us some questions
Like who is D-12, how we get started
(But what about Eminem?)
Bitch are you retarded?
Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group
Big ass stomach, bitches think I'm cute
Fifty told me to do sit-ups to get buff
Did 2 and a half and couldn't get up
F**k D-12, I'm outta this band
I'm bout to start a group with the real Roxanne

[Eminem]
Girl why can't you see you're the only one for me
And it just tears my ass apart to know that you don't know my name
(Yes, F**k yes)

[Bizarre]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band (Haha)
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands (F**k Marshall)
'cause once I blow I know that I'll be the man (Yea)
All because I'm the new singe...... (Hahahah)

[Eminem & Bizarre]
My band, my band, our band, your band, our band , Roxanne, Shauntan, Leslie

[Eminem - Mexican Accent]
I'm the lead singer of my band I get all the girls to take off their underpants
I'm the lead singer of my band my salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
My salsa
Look out for my next single it's called "My Salsa"
My salsa salsa salsa salsa
My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance and take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance and take off their underpants
My salsa

Where did everybody go?