Del Tha Funkee Homosapien: Funkyhomosapien

''Just who is this?''

Meet the emperor
sure to keep your temperature
tropical
hot as hell fire
Del's dire straits
might awaken to '85
and some say I'm a little, um
how can I phrase it?
out of the spectrum with
language radiance personified
But I'll let y'all be the judge
you can call me whatever you want
I just come to give you pleasure with funk
that's my forte
the others be sorbet
mushy consistency
yeah they push me
whiff with me
???
ever giving a fuck about they hard luck depend on me
when they don't see
your luck is circumstantial
and at your will
use it or lose it stupid
do it for you
'cause nobody's going to do it for you
so let's go

''Hey yo, Del.
What?
The fuck is a funky homosapien?
It's a human being, fool. A funky human being.
'Aight''

Peep game then
from the main man
Diesel
I got a lot to say man
but niggaz try to play me like the rain man
hoes try to take me on the train man
knowing that the tracks at the end
just collapsed into an empty canyon
abandoned
it's a sad one
who plots devious plans
in Satan's name
'cuz they can't take the game
'cuz they fake and lame
come on break these chains

''We can get this settled real easy.
Is that what this is all about?''

It's psychological
and not mythological
bitch get a job for real
not hoein' or dick blowin'
then you can tell me where you goin'
D know no one need to be holdin' a grudge
'cuz I'm a start a nigga showin' some love
plus at the end
everybody will be closing they mug
we all ball so I know I'm a scrub

''right on''

Get up
get the dirt off my shoulder blades
you gotta fail to succeed
so no one's safe
yes you gotta risk it
It's the mother of invention
I'm butter with the diction
what a fucking whiz kid
taught by the best
I flip it with finesse
I'm different from the rest
we all gotta step
to the batter's box
so it matters not
what a chatterbox
blab about
we don't even know what that about

''All I'm trying to do is find out what this is all about''

Man, come on fool

''Hey yo, Del.
What?
The fuck is a funky homosapien?
It's a human being, fool. A funky human being.
'Aight''

Ah yeah yeah, sure you do
I heard you were going about
with a whole bunch of doubt now
rolling about without knowledge of self
is gonna get you in a situation
whipped with a belt
you couldn't excel?
do it again
the first time you get you hands on the sticks
you ain't gonna be the shit
thats why they're practicing doctors
practicing mathematicians and authors
all for the scrill
man chill
man you ain't for real
you ain't moving a muscle 'til I peel back some bills?
fool, you still hawking pills
be a part of it instead of being slick like a eel
silly
you think you slick?
think you slick?
you think you foxy?
never
never, I tell you
not a dime!