Eric Cartman: Kyle's Mom Is A Bitch (Longer Version)

Spoken:(Cartman)
Kyle's mom is the one that started that damn club
and all becasuse she's a big fat stupid bitch.

Spoken:(Kyle)
Don't say it Cartman!

(Catman)
Weeeeellll!!

(Kyle)
Don't do it Cartman!

(Cartman)
Weeeeelllll!!

(Kyle)
I"m warning you!

(Cartman)
OKay, OKay

(Kyle)
I'm getting pretty sick of him calling my mom a Bitch.

Singin:Cartman

Well, Kyle's mom bitch she is a big fat bitch,
she the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch.
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.
(Kyle: Shut your funking mouth Cartman!!)

On Monday, she's a bitch. On Tuesdays, she's a bitch
and Wednesday through Saturday, she's a bitch.
Then on Sunday, just to be different, (pronounced kah-may-ahh-may-ahh)
she's a super king kamehameha biatch. Come on you all know the words!

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a mean old bitch and has stupid hair.
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch she's a stupid bitch.
(Woo!) Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch.

Talk to kids around the world it might go a little bit something like this

(unspeakable passage)

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a mean old bitch and has stupid hair.
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.
*gasp*
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch she's a stupid bitch.
(Kyle:
ah, Cartman.)
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch.

I really mean it...
Kyle's Mom....She's a big fat fucking bitch.
Big old fat fucking bitch Kyle's Mom....Yeah
chaaaah!

What?

OH, Fuck