Family Guy: My God, This House Is Freaking Sweet

[All] We only live to kiss your ass!
[Butler] ''Kiss it? Hell, we'll even wipe it for you.''

[All] From here on in, it's easy street.
[Peter] ''Are there any bars on that street?''
[Butler] ''Twenty-four happy hours a day!''

[All] We'll stop Jehovah's at the gate.
[Butler] ''Can I see that pamphlet, sir?''
[Peter] My god, this house is freakin' sweet!

[Cook] I makes brunch, Clive cooks lunch,
[Both] Each and every day...
[Clive] Chocolate cake a la Blake!
[Peter] Hundred bucks Blake is gay!

[All] We'll do the best we can with Meg!
[Meg] ''Are you saying I'm ugly?''
[Maid] ''It doesn't matter, dear, you're rich now!''

[All] We'll do your nails and rub your feet!
[Lois] ''Oh, that's not neccess -- oh, my...''

[All] We'll do your homework every night!
[Chris] ''It's really hard.''
[All] ''That's why we got that Stephen Hawking guy.''
[Peter] My god, this house is freakin' sweet!

[Peter] Used to pass lots of gas, Lois ran away...
[Peter] Now we got thirty rooms -- hello, beans, goodbye, spray!

[All] We'd take a bullet just for you!
[Stewie] ''Oh, what a coincidence, I've got one!''
[Lois] ''Stewie!''

[All] Prepare to suck that golden tea...
[All] Now that you're stinking rich, we'd gladly be your bitch.
[Peter] My god, this house is freakin' sweet!
[All] ''Welcome!''

(Music ends.)

[Maid] ''Thats a rap, people. Now, let's get the hell out of here.''
[Peter] ''Wait a second, where are you going?''
[Maid] ''The old bag only paid us up through the song.''
[Lois] ''Well, we can just pick up after ourselves. After all, we'll just be here on weekends...''
[Peter] ''No, no, Lois, it's time you started living like the piece of schmit you are!''
[Lois] ''That's Pewterschmidt...''
[Peter] ''W-wait you guys, you guys -- you're all hired to be full time Griffin servants!''
[Lois] ''Peter, where are we going to get the money to pay all these people?''
[Peter] ''Simple -- I sold our house in Quahog...''
[Lois] ''You sold our home?''
[Peter] ''Suprise!''
[Lois] ''Peter, how could you?''
[Peter] ''Whoops!''

(Music starts again.)

[Peter] I recognize that tone, tonight I sleep alone. But still this house...
[All join] Is freakin' sweet!