Flight Of The Conchords: Mutha'uckas

Too many mutha -uckas
-Uckin' with my shi-
There's too many mutha -uckas
-Uckin' with my shi-
-Uckin' with my shi-
Too many mutha -uckas
-Uckin' with my shi-
With my shi-
How many mutha -uckas?
Too many to count
Mutha -uckas

I pay my mutha -uckin' rent fortnightly
Mutha -uckas at the bank trying to play me
And I'm out for my account
'Cause out on A.P
On A.P.
Yeah, you know me
Mutha -ucka charge a two buck transaction fee
Makes my payment short
My rent comes back to me
Minus a twenty-five dollar penalty
So you'll fee me 'cause of your mutha -uckin' fee
Read the words
On my ATM slip, it said
We're all mutha -uckas
And we're -uckin' with your shi-
Come on

Too many mutha -uckas
-Uckin' with my shi-
My transaction shi-!
There's too many mutha -uckas
-Uckin' with my shi-
My weekly statement shi-!
Too many mutha -uckas
-Uckin' with my shi-
With my balance shi-!
How many mutha -uckas?
Too many to count
Mutha -uckas

The mutha -ucka runs a racist -uckin' grocery
The mutha -ucka won't sell an apple to a Kiwi
The shi- fight's gonna get vicious and malicious
Cut the cra- ...-sh-...'ause I need my red delicious
Tells me that as a Kiwi my money isn't valid
Gonna dice the mutha -ucka like a mutha -uckin' fruit salad
Then... sh-... Granny Smith... f-...
...up... an avocado... ...-uck... -an... -n...
...-on...an' a mango... f-...
-k...-k then pop an apple in his ass, yeah!

Too many mutha -uckas
-Uckin' with my shi-
I'm gonna juice the mutha -ucka
There's too many mutha -uckas
-Uckin' with my shi-
He's gonna wake up in a smoothie
Too many mutha -uckas
-Uckin' with my
Everybody come on!

Yeah
Too many mutha -uckas -uckin' with my shhhhh