Flight Of The Conchords: Same Girl

Bret: I think Ive fallen in love with a girl and its serious.
Jemaine: Ooh, thats great news, Brett, tell me bout that girls thats so serious
Bret: Well, I dont really know her.
Jemaine: Ohh, that dont sound so serious.
Brett: Were serious. Im delirious.
Jemaine: Sounds serious.
Bret: Yeah.
Jemaine: Thats cool. I met a new girl too.
Bret: Have you?
Jemaine: Yeah.
Bret: Is it one of those girls you met on the net?
Jemaine: No, we really met.
Bret: Well, thats great news. Whats she like? What does she do?
Jemaine: All I know, dawg, is that shes careless with her dog. Im not sure what she does, except she makes me want her, she makes me want to get on top of her.
Bret: Well, that sounds great man, that sounds great. Hey ,wait.
Jemaine: What?
Bret: Maybe Im crazy, but when did you meet this lady?
Jemaine: Just then
Bret: When?
Jemaine: Then.
Bret: Right then?
Jemaine: Right then.
Bret: Where?
Jemaine: There
Bret: Over there?
Jemaine: Over there.
Bret: Over there, there?
Jemaine: Over there, there, there.
Bret: Just now?
Jemaine: Just now.
Both: Howd you meet your lady?
Bret: I was goin for a jog and she lost her dog.
Jemaine: I was runnin in the area and she lost her terrier.
Bret: Was this about twenty seconds ago?
Jemaine: No, about 23 seconds ago.
Both: Whoa, whoa.
Jemaine: Oh no
Bret: Oh no.
Jemaine: Oh no.
Bret: Oh no. Oh no.
Jemaine: Oh no, What?
Bret: Are you thinking what Im thinking?
Jemaine: No, Im thinking what Im thinking.
Bret: So youre not thinking what Im thinking?
Jemaine: No, cuz youre thinking Im thinking what youre thinking.
Bret: Are you talking about a girl with a beautiful smile?
Jemaine: Yeah
Bret: Like strawberry wine?
Jemaine: Yeah, yeah.
Bret: And blueberry tracksuit pants?
Jemaine: And white chocolate skin.
Bret: And socks?
Jemaine: Thats sounds like her.
Bret: Hang on a minute, stop the track. Eugene, stop the track.
[Eugene stops music]
Do you mean the girl who came up to us while we were running in the park just now, and she was looking for her epileptic dog?
Jemaine: Yeah, thats the girl.
Bret: Was her name Brahbrah?
Jemaine: No, I think it was Barbarah.
Bret: Her name was Brahbrah.
Jemaine: It was Barbarah, theres no such name as Brahbrah.
Bret: Its Brahbrah
Jemaine: Its Barbarah.
Bret: It was Brabrah
Jemaine: Barbarah
Bret: Brahbrah
Jemaine: Barbarah
Bret: Brabrah
Jemaine: Barbarah
[Same Time] Jemaine: Barbarah Bret: Br.
Jemaine: Bret, she was looking at me.
Bret: No, she was looking at me.
Jemaine: Bret, she was looking at me. She had her eye on my knee.
Bret: Dawg, Im sorry; she had her eye on my guns.
Jemaine: Oh, youre loco; she was checking out my buns.
Bret: No, bro, she had an eye on me.
Jemaine: She had an eye on me.
Bret: Well, how could she have an eye on both of us? Wait a minute, you talking about the girl with the lazy eye?
Jemaine: I think she might have had a slightly lazy eye.
[Pause]
Both: Were both in love with a sexy lady with an eye thats lazy, the girl thats fly with the wonky eye. Shes smokin with an eye thats broken. I think its hot the way she looks left a lot.
Bret: Yeah.
Jemaine: Yeah.
Bret: Yeah.
Jemaine: Yeah.
Both: [Fade out] Were both in love with a sexy lady with an eye thats lazy...