Futurama: My Broken Friend

{{wp|Bender (Futurama)|Bender}}: People say my broken friend is useless, but I say his mind is free. There's lots of things my mangled robot friend could beeeee.
[[Beck]]: Kick it.
Bender: Well, he could make a good
Bender & Beck: hat rack
Beck: He only has to stand there
Bender: Or a cheap
Bender & Beck: door stop.
Beck: He doesn't need to move.
Bender: Or a great, big,
Bender & Beck: giant thermos,
Bender: with a twist off top.
Beck: That would be good for soup.
Bender: He could be a storage closet.
Bender & Beck: For outdated pants.
Beck: I like 'em tight
Bender: My broken friend, could do it all.
Bender & Beck: Just give him a chance!
Bender: That robot has a tragic secret, that I'd like to share.
Beck: For real?
Bender: My broken friend is closer to me than an ass to a chair.
Beck: Hm.
Bender: That robots name I never told you.
Beck: Who's that?
Bender: You could not forsee.
Beck: C'mon give it up.
Bender: I'll say it loud, and sing it proud
Bender & Beck: his name is you and me!
Bender: Don't melt me down into a crowbar.
Beck: It suffers alone.
Bender: Just cause I can't move my arms and legs.
Beck: Hey!
Bender: Or toss me into a trashcan.
Beck: Bender, what are you doing?
Bender: just cause I can't cook your ham and eggs.
Beck: What are you doing?
Bender: Don't crush me into an anchor, just cause I can't jump and dance and sing.
Beck: Uh, no.
Bender: I'm telling you, my broken friend, put your hands in the air like you just don't care, I'm telling you, my broken friend can do almost anything! YEAH!