G.F. Darwin: Orki z Majorki

Orcs, Mallorca Orcs
Orks from Poznan
And from Stalowa Wola
God, he created the pounding
And he's playing with them when he's scoring

Orcs are such pandas
Only in the water
And have fins
God also wanted a fin
But can not,
So he went to Zabrze

God has always wanted to be orc
He could not dream of anything more beautiful
Every day when he enters his bath
He sees a dolphin; Dolphins are malignant

Orcs, plowing from Mallorca
Orks from Poznan
And from Stalowa Wola
God, he created the pounding
And he's playing with them when he's scoring
Orcs, they are so beautiful
So beautifully they jump when they hunt elephants
God always laughs and waves his hand
Because it hurts hard for him
Orcs are such pandas
Only in the water
And have fins
God also wanted a fin
But can not,
So he went to Zabrze