Heideroosjes: They
Tekst piosenki
Brak wideo
Tekst piosenki
Heideroosjes: They
Attention, Attention
This is an EO-service announcement (*1)
All of the dirty words since reports and persons in this song
Do not mirror historic or true-based facts.
If it still, unexpected, shocks you
Then, then, Jesus Christ, I don't know what then!
I was sitting in a sauna, y'know
Such a hot spot
Where you get in naked and al, and where it's hot and al,
Is there an Easter Bunny coming in, y'know,
With those big ears, y'know
He spreaded his legs and says to me:
You've got a nice ribbon around your nuts
I say: What?
He says: You've got a nice ribbon around your nuts
I say: I don't have a ribbon around my nuts man, look at your own nuts!
He says: Oh, do you want to see my nuts? Oh, do you want t see my nuts?
I say: I don't want to see your nuts dude!
I got pretty sick of that animal, dude
I thought, get the f**k out of here
I'm walking out,
I see the thermostat and think: hehehehe'
THEY'RE MELTING THE EASTER BUNNY!!
But daddy, the Easter Bunny doesn't exist, does it?
You must shut the f**k up filthy-out-of-the-womb-pulled-cunt-child!
If you open your f**king mouth one more time, I bob your scrotum away
And don't ask those stupid questions, allright?
Right, nice, an evening in the sauna
So after that I went to the snack bar, y'know, eat a bit
I was standing in the queue, y'know, and felt something on my back
I turned around and thought:
Oh no. Nooo!! NOOOO!! IT'S THE EASTER BUNNY!!
Oh shit, oh no, don't cry
He says to me, he says:
Oh, do you want to see my nuts?
Mmmmm YES!!! I WANT TO SEE THOSE NUTS!!!
COME HERE WITH THOSE BALLOONS!!!
I pulled off his scrotum
And his nuts were falling all over the floor
It was like: *poing, poing, poing poing*
I scream: I'm sick of you, f**king animal!
I grabbed him by his ears and threw him in that boiling grease-cup
Kssssss, right, nice and clean.
(*the sauna and snackbar adventure is (probably) full of mistakes, but the accent Marco talks here has wrong vocabulary in Dutch too)
(*1 EO is an extremely conservative Dutch TV-channel)
This is an EO-service announcement (*1)
All of the dirty words since reports and persons in this song
Do not mirror historic or true-based facts.
If it still, unexpected, shocks you
Then, then, Jesus Christ, I don't know what then!
I was sitting in a sauna, y'know
Such a hot spot
Where you get in naked and al, and where it's hot and al,
Is there an Easter Bunny coming in, y'know,
With those big ears, y'know
He spreaded his legs and says to me:
You've got a nice ribbon around your nuts
I say: What?
He says: You've got a nice ribbon around your nuts
I say: I don't have a ribbon around my nuts man, look at your own nuts!
He says: Oh, do you want to see my nuts? Oh, do you want t see my nuts?
I say: I don't want to see your nuts dude!
I got pretty sick of that animal, dude
I thought, get the f**k out of here
I'm walking out,
I see the thermostat and think: hehehehe'
THEY'RE MELTING THE EASTER BUNNY!!
But daddy, the Easter Bunny doesn't exist, does it?
You must shut the f**k up filthy-out-of-the-womb-pulled-cunt-child!
If you open your f**king mouth one more time, I bob your scrotum away
And don't ask those stupid questions, allright?
Right, nice, an evening in the sauna
So after that I went to the snack bar, y'know, eat a bit
I was standing in the queue, y'know, and felt something on my back
I turned around and thought:
Oh no. Nooo!! NOOOO!! IT'S THE EASTER BUNNY!!
Oh shit, oh no, don't cry
He says to me, he says:
Oh, do you want to see my nuts?
Mmmmm YES!!! I WANT TO SEE THOSE NUTS!!!
COME HERE WITH THOSE BALLOONS!!!
I pulled off his scrotum
And his nuts were falling all over the floor
It was like: *poing, poing, poing poing*
I scream: I'm sick of you, f**king animal!
I grabbed him by his ears and threw him in that boiling grease-cup
Kssssss, right, nice and clean.
(*the sauna and snackbar adventure is (probably) full of mistakes, but the accent Marco talks here has wrong vocabulary in Dutch too)
(*1 EO is an extremely conservative Dutch TV-channel)
Tłumaczenie piosenki
Heideroosjes: They
Nie ma jeszcze tłumaczenia dla tego utworu
Bądź pierwszy i dodaj swoje tłumaczenie
Reklama
Reklama
Inne teksty wykonawcy
Heideroosjes: They
-
Unique!
- Heideroosjes
-
Watch Me Play
- Heideroosjes
-
W
- Heideroosjes
-
Beach Of Fake
- Heideroosjes
-
Mommy Help!
- Heideroosjes
Skomentuj tekst
Heideroosjes: They
Pisz jako Gość
4000 znaków do wpisania
Twój komentarz może być pierwszy
Reklama
Reklama
Polecane na dziś
Teksty piosenek
-
Miłość jest ślepa
Sanah
„Kochanie mnie to jak pory roku Po miesiącach mroku Słońce świeci zza chmur Kochanie mnie to poza do skoku Nad przepaścią głęboką Potem już tylko w dół Kochanie mnie jak zima w pergoli Mró”
-
Genziara
Genzie
„mam pewność siebie, to praca nie dar oni mi piszą, że ja to mam fart przeżyłam tsunami, hejtu tyle fal nie mogłam już więcej dać, z siebie wiem, wiem najlepiej co na mnie stać jak gwiazda na nieb”
-
100 BPM - feat. Bletka
Kizo
„Nad miastem unosi się dym Dziś każdy porusza się w tańcu I serce wybija nam rytm Nie braknie nam promieni słońca Gdy mieni się golden hour Którego nie dotykasz końca Chce z Tobą tańczyć jak nikt”
-
Nie mówiła nic
EMO
„Znowu siedzę z sobą całkiem sam a jedno co jest pewne chciałem to mam o tobie trudno jest zapomnieć ot tak nie mówiła nic chciała z tobą być lubiła solo tańczyć aż po świt kochałem ją jak nik”
-
Pilnie oddam gruz
Daj To Głośniej
„Miałeś wyglądać jak Dicaprio miałam się wozić Twoim cabrio w basenie sączyć Aperole a Ty wyglądasz tak że ja, że ja Cię nie chcę Miałeś być jak z bajki pantofle, a nie stare najki gdzie mogę ”
Reklama
Ostatnio wyszukiwane
Teksty piosenek
Wybrane
Teksty piosenek
-
TATUSIU (PROD. GRIZD)
- RUSKIEFAJKI
-
Bukowe Berdo
- Wędrusie z TL
-
Just Like 73
- Def Leppard
-
Every Hour (Ft. Sunday Service Choir)
- Kanye West
-
Rules - feat. Ada
- DJ Remo
-
w co ty dziś grasz? (feat. Hodak)
- Alicja Szemplińska
-
Selah
- Kanye West
-
Closed on Sunday
- Kanye West
-
JESTEŚ PIĘKNA ŻE...
- TKM
-
Bang Bang - feat. Vix.N
- ZBUKU
Reklama
Tekst piosenki They - Heideroosjes, tłumaczenie oraz teledysk. Poznaj słowa utworu They - Heideroosjes. Znajdź teledyski, teksty i tłumaczenia innych piosenek - Heideroosjes.
Komentarze: 0