Hot Soda Apparatus: The Proposal

Tekst piosenki

Brak wideo

Hot Soda Apparatus

Teksty: 13 Tłumaczenia: 0 Wideo: 0

Tekst piosenki

Hot Soda Apparatus: The Proposal

Hi, Internet. It's me.

Listen, I've been thinking a lot lately. We've known each other for a long time. I'll never forget the first time we met. I saw you from afar and I told myself at that very moment you were the one for me.

I've really enjoyed getting to know you, and I love it every time I learn something else about you. Every time I think about you, I can't help but smile. We've made such great memories together.

I remember the hampster dance you showed me. And All Your Base. And the Star Wars Kid. We laughed and laughed until the wee hours of the morning. I remember staying up late and talking about what we wanted to be when we grew up. And over the years, I've watched you achieve those dreams.

You've become quite the entrepeneur. You sell just about everything under the sun, plus some stuff that will never see the light of day. You conduct business 24 hours a day, 365 days a year and you're making more money now than anyone ever thought possible.

My point is, I love you. Being with you brings out the best in me, and I don't think I could imagine living another second without you. I've never felt this way about anyone but you. When I'm away from you and something happens to me, I can't wait to come back to you and tell you all about it. And even though you're very busy all the time, you always make time for me, and I love that about you.

World Wide Web, would you do me the honor of being my wife?
----


What? What do you mean other guys? Plural? How many? Billions?! I feel so nauseous. Why didn't you tell me about these billions of other guys? I thought we had something special here. Peanut Butter Jelly Time? O RLY? Bananaphone? Chocolate Rain? This all meant nothing to you?

I thought I loved you. I guess I was wrong. I don't love learning new things about you. The more I learn about you the more broken I feel inside.

No, listen to me. I put up with all kinds of crap from you. Intolerable offenses. Unspeakable violations of our trust. MySpace? Phishing? LOLcats? Goatse? Two girls and a cup? But I forgave you. I thought we had a future together.

Did you show all this to those billions of other guys? And *Girls*?! Well, that's kinda hot.

No, no. I feel so stupid. How could I have let myself fall for you? I finally let my guard down after all these years, and this is what happens. Perfect. No, it's too late. It's over. I never want to see you again as long as I live.

No, don't bother calling. Or emailing. You're dead to me. Email is dead to me. It's too late. Nothing you can say will change my mind.

Really? Al Gore singing "Thank God I'm a Country Boy"? Well, I guess I could stay online a bit longer.
Autor tekstu: nieznany
Data dodania: 2011-02-22

Tłumaczenie piosenki

Hot Soda Apparatus: The Proposal

Nie ma jeszcze tłumaczenia dla tego utworu
Bądź pierwszy i dodaj swoje tłumaczenie
Podoba Ci się tekst piosenki? Oceń tekst piosenki?
0 %
0 %

Inne teksty wykonawcy

Hot Soda Apparatus: The Proposal

Skomentuj tekst

Hot Soda Apparatus: The Proposal

Komentarze: 0

Twój komentarz może być pierwszy

Polecane na dziś

Teksty piosenek

  • Lloret de Mar (EA SPORTS FC 25 Official Soundtrack) Mata
    „D-DKanee Thanks Pedro Shawty, move your body, ándale Pokaż, jak się bawisz nam Mój skład jest z Warszawy, ona nie Poznałem ją na plaży w Lloret de Mar Na plaży w Lloret de Mar Na plaży w Llor”
  • taki mały ja (prod. francis) KUQE 2115
    „Siedzę w Raszynie i tęsknię za widokiem znad oceanu Myślę o tym, gdzie chwilę temu byłem i gdzie lecę zaraz gdy wrócę ze Stanów Wspominam swoją mieścinę bo nawet nie śniłem, że kiedyś zawinę stamtąd”
  • Bad Dreams Teddy Swims
    „Sun is going down, time is running out No one else around but me Steady losing light Steady losing my mind Moving shadows and grinding teeth Without you, there ain't no place for me to hide Wi”
  • Noc Julia Żugaj
    „Już środek nocy, a dalej jej nie mam dosyć Czekam aż tempo skoczy, w rytmie muzyki kroki Dziś mamy siebie, może być tylko lepiej W neonach gdzieś na mieście Więcej nie będę bezsensownie stać Cały”
  • Nie musisz się bać Oskar Cyms
    „Chciałem więcej niż sam mogłem ci dać Te szare bloki, kilka pytań na start Dziś chciałbym uciec, ciepłe noce i wiatr Pomyśl o mnie, jeszcze moment I znikam gdzieś znów z tobą drugi dzień i trzec”

Wykonawcy

Lista alfabetyczna

Tekst piosenki The Proposal - Hot Soda Apparatus, tłumaczenie oraz teledysk. Poznaj słowa utworu The Proposal - Hot Soda Apparatus. Znajdź teledyski, teksty i tłumaczenia innych piosenek - Hot Soda Apparatus.