ICP: I want my shit

It was like march or april, fuckin libra...fuckin, um, shit...[1st verse-violent j]Taurus, born in 1775Im like 300 and something, but im still aliveI used to hang with the original billy the kidYou probly think im only playing but, i didMy daddies were a two headed freak showMomma, a fortune teller, esmarelda zellaAnyway they had sex on a ouiji boardAnd i was born the next day...violent jWhen i was 14, i tripped on the train trackAnd i was crushed right there on the steel rackIm out cold, they thought it had fucked me upI got up and itched my butt, im like, what?Everybody tripped and called me the clown devil boyChild of the witch heffer...whateverTied me up, burned me and threw stonesHad a few scrapes and cuts, smokey nutsAfter that they started bowing and shitPraying at me, you know how them primitives getI said, get off my dick, i aint a savior,Im what you call a juggalo and all i want is my flavorFour simple things in this bitch, before i die...[shaggy2dope]I want a rusty axeI wanna know voodooA fat bitch named bridgettAnd a little sip of faygo, tootill i get my shit, in this motherfucker i wont never diiiieee![2nd verse - violent j]So anyway...50 years pass, all my homies are old ass fucksI aint even got hair on my nutsI left the village in search of my endsI wrestled alligators, battled terminatorsNothing ever killed me, nothing could harm meI fought in the civil war, yankees armyI walked across enemy lines with a mack-10[shaggy2dope]Man, they didnt even have that shit back then[violent j]How you just gonna come in my shit and fuck it up?[shaggy2dope]Well at least make this shit sound real, man, damn![violent j]I walked across enemy lines with a...lanternSteady taking cannon balls, to the ballsThe war ended, i traveled the country horsebackUntil this fool tried to horsejackHe put his gat to my head and blew my face up(powww) it didnt even smear the make-upI took his gun and put a tivet in his neckSheriff didnt like it...i got indicted87 long years in the state penUntil they finally forgot why they put me inThey had to let me go you know they had nothingOn the way out theyre like, yo, aint you like 100 and something?I said, thats right, and i aint gonna die,till i get my shit, motherfucker![shaggy2dope]I want a rusty axeI wanna know voodooA fat bitch named bridgettAnd just a little sip or two...till i get my shit, in this motherfucker i wont never diiiieee![3rd verse - violent j]I slept under bridges, lived in the valleysClimbed the mountains, searched the alleysMore years passed, and i still aint diedNow im in detroit on the southwest sideMy homie has an impala, blue 67Last night we hit the road pushing 111I stuck my head out the window, told him floor up the mostAnd let my nugget ping off a light postHa ha ha! i really did, cuzHurts a little bit, but then you get a straight buzzThe world hates me cuz of shit like thisThey always try to kill me but miiiiiissssI know its odd that my face is forever paintedWhen i was born, the bitch-ass doctor faintedMy toungues a little long, i choke people with itLooks kinda nasty...but chicks dig itAnd i told ya my neck can stretch for milesI look like something from the x-filesPeople wanna see me die more than a little bitBut im a juggalo, and as a juggalo i want my shit!And i aint gonna die, till i get it![shaggy2dope]I want a rusty axeI wanna know voodooA fat bitch named bridgettI said faygo. fuck mountain dew.till i get my shit, in this motherfucker i wont never diiiieee!Diiiieee!Diiiieee!