ICP: Wizard of the hood

One time, the ICP with this shitFor you and your boys to say fuck yeah toYo, G, kick some of that shit about the wizard and all thatDrop a psycho beat and go on and rap, bald-headed fuckAw shit, homeboy, you should of seen meI was flipped at the party drinking a fifth of MDStraight passed-out on his mothers bedWith seven cans of brew going through my headDreaming, I was sipping on FaygoWith my dope posse, hear comes a tornadoHuh, I cant run no whereCause the whole damn house was spinning through the air (damn!)And dont laugh just yetAnd it bland my motherfucking eyes betAnd here comes a three and a half foot pimpWith a blue zoo suit and a mack daddy limpYo, I gotta grip on my weaponCuz this midget motherfucker and his boys are steppingOh my, look at the witchYou crushed and killed that wicked old bitchAnd they saying that Im doomedCuz I killed some ho that rides on a broomFuck this, Im going back to where I stayAnd I walking down the yellow brick alleyway[Interlude (contains samples from Wizard of Oz and Ghetto Zone)]Well, go on motherfucker!Now Im roaming just like bassheadEverybody know just where the alley ledAnd dont say you dont knowWhich way to go, yo, there go the scarecrowI aint playing this bullshit no moreSo I whip out the nigger play the double-fourBest tell my ass how to get backOr Ill blow the straw out your fucking headYou wanna see the wizard?Fuck yeah, I doGet me off this pole and Ill come with youYou know the wizYeah, its the road for himThen he gave me on a geneNow I gotta bullet for himSo me and the crow was walking on bricksSpitting and cussing and holding our dicksThinking, damn, this aint how the movie goesI aint seen one motherfucking rainbowAint a fresh pair of kicks in the landJust what you thought, there go the tin manHow to get to the wizard?What the fuckI aint saying shit until you oil me upI dont see any motherfucking oil, broOil me up with a forty of Red BullHuh, just like the book saidTin Man was stumbling like a crackheadOld-ass rusted out metalBut we was on our way to see the wizard of the ghettoSomewhere over the rainbow(Shut the) fuck up, bitch[GUNSHOTS]Damn, this aint Kansas, hoThis is the southwest motherfucking ghetto zone, bitchSo pick your skank ass upAnd you and Toto get the fuck onYeah, weve come a long wayDrop the motherfuckers all the way to Del RayAnd Im a wonder land story book touristGripping that .44 we coming up to the forestAnything could be out thereLions, tigers, maybe a bearHoods and hoodlums and theives, oh my [3x]Im a kick somebody in they fuckin eyeDont fuck with me at a time like thisIll send out a bullet guarenteed wont missSo I just move and the hooks are flyingYouve come and buck with the fucking lionI want rings, chains, any kind of goldOr what?Or Im a let this nine unfoldMan, fuck this, come back to Del RayThere you can rob motherfuckers any dayCrackheads, hoes, whatever you can nameCatch all the rich ones coming out the ball game (yeah)So finally we was at the castleAnd with the guards, we got no hastleThey all just got the fuck out our wayI guess even in Oz they know of Violent J[Interlude]Yo, wheres the motherfucking wizard stayWho wants to know? Violent-psychopath-JI wanna word with him at gun pointCuz theres no place like DetroitWelcome to the wizards kingdomThe Wizard of the Ghetto as its saidWelcome to the wizards kingdomSorry, motherfucker, this is where youll stayScarecrow, you aint shit to meAnd the lion aint shit but a snack for threeTin Man, dont take me for a suckerIll chew your ass up and spit bullets out, motherfuckerWe let it rain,Seventy-nine slugs to his fucking brainThen I stepped back cool and calmCuz the Tin Man was dropping cluster bombsEverybody know about car jackingSo me and the fellas went home mackingJumped in a smooth-ass rideDrop top Geo says Wiz on the sideGripped it back to the hood where we came fromAnd that shit was funNext thing I knew I was back at the partyGot up and was finning to tell everybodyBut I just let it passCuz I know theyll laugh at my drunk ass