Jim's Big Ego: Little Miss Communication

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She says "do you want to go out?"
I say "that's a nice idea."
She says "it's just like you to go away and leave me here"
I say "do you want to stay home?"
She says "where would we go?"
I say "I dunno I dunno I dunno I dunno I dunno" but

Thats why I just fell in love with Little Miss Communication
She makes everyday a new adventure in interpretation
and I want to be Herman
but she wants me to be Fred?
and she opens my good fortune that's why
everything is better in bed.

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She calls up the psychics
to find out what our fate is
they say "Self Contained Underwater Breathing Aparatus"
I say "what's that got to do with Zonker Cousteau?"
they say "I dunno I dunno I dunno I dunno I dunno" but

Thats why I just fell in love with Little Miss Communication
She makes everyday a new adventure in interpretation
and I want to be Herman
but she wants me to be Fred?
and she opens my good fortune that's why
everything is better in bed.

She's leaving me
I see her walking away
she's leaving me
pullin' out her phone
she's leaving me
and she calls me up to say "don't forget: it's vanilla almond swirl"
she's my girl

and Thats why I just fell in love with Little Miss Communication
She makes everyday a new adventure in interpretation
and I want to be Herman
but she wants me to be Pete?!
and she smashes all my cookies and it's funnier
between the sheets

and Thats why I just fell in love with Little Miss Communication
She makes everyday a new adventure in interpretation
and I want to be Herman
but she wants me to be Fred!
and she opens my good fortune that's why
everything is better in bed.

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