Jon Lajoie: Stay at home dad

I`m a stay at home dad
I`m on paternity leave
I`m a stay at home dad
It`s just the baby and me
I`m a stay at home dad
While my wife`s at work
I got a bottle in my hand
And spit-up on my shirt
Baby wakes me up around 5am
Kickin and screamin until his face turns red
He usually tends to calm down once he`s fed
So i give him his bottle my wife gets out of bed
Cook my wife breakfast while she`s getting ready
Uh-oh uh-oh, someone`s diaper is smelly
Uh-oh uh-oh, it leaked all over his belly
Uh-oh uh-oh, it looks like mustard and jelly
Kiss my wife good-bye while i clean up his bum-bum
It`s time for his bath this is gonna be fun fun
I tried not to get soap in his eyes
He really doesn`t like it, it makes him cry
But if he cries, to make him stop i`ve got a trick
I`ll make funny noises with my mouth like this
(makes noise with lips) ga ga goo goo ga ga ga
Then we play peek-a-boo it makes him laugh
I`m a stay at home dad
It`s a full time job
I`m a stay at home dad
But i like it a lot
I`m a stay at home dad
During his afternoon nap
I watch the price is right
And i make myself a snack
Cheese and crackers!
If i have errands to run i take the van
Strap him in his car seat
And bring his baby bag
I always make sure his seat`s well strapped in
My baby`s security is important
Groceries, pay some bills, visit grandma
But i gotta be sure to make it back by 4 `o` clock
So i can prepare supper while i watch oprah
What should i make tonight? maybe some pasta
And a caesar salad, my wife will like that
5 o` clock`s the time that she gets back
She asks me how my day was i say not bad
It`s all in a day`s work as a stay at home dad
I`m a stay at home dad
I don`t take drugs
I`m a stay at home dad
I get high on baby hugs
I`m a stay at home dad
I`m like winnie the pooh
But my favorite disney movie
Is the lion king two
I also like ice age
That`s right i take care of my children
That`s right i take care of my children
That`s right i take care of my children
That`s right i take care of my children
That`s right i take care of my children
That`s right i take care of my children
That`s right i take care of my children
That`s right i take care of my children