NOFX: Intro

'''El Hefe:'''
Man I haven't slept in two days. I've been on booze straight ... I, my throat's all -...

'''Fat Mike (interrupts):'''
I saw him do drugs and it, and it was looking like powder.

'''El Hefe (in the back to Mike):'''
I'll see that hand ...

'''Melvin:'''
... WHAT?

'''El Hefe:'''
This is a live record, you guys are all on a record tonight.

'''Fat Mike:'''
Yeah, 't is for the record.
Now we wanna hear that, we wanna hear that yelling shit, we wanna hear the ... "Huy guy fuck off!"

'''El hefe:'''
Lotsa cursing ones.

Damn, they're throwin' shit at us...

'''Fat Mike:'''
Man last night they threw ice, tonight they're throwing lit cigaretes, that's not cool.

Ooow!

'''Melvin:'''
Yeah more ice, throw some ice ...

'''Unknown:'''
Okay that's enough.

'''Fat Mike:'''
Oi look, I don't need to hear about how shitty my hair looks, 'cause I know all about it!

'''Audiance guy:'''
Get a haircut!

'''Unknwon:'''
So uh ...

'''Fat Mike:'''
Really we, we're, we're just about to play. Tell 'em 'bout it Eric.

'''Eric:'''
Yeah.

'''Melvin:'''
Yup.

'''Unknown:'''
Would you guys shut the fuck up and play a song already!

'''Fat Mike:'''
Oh, okay.

'''El Hefe:'''
I'm sorry.

'''Fat Mike:'''
You see the first time we played I was wasted and that was fun, now you know, I'm sober now, so ...
How much fun can you have when you're sober? Huh? Not that much!

'''El hefe:'''
Okay, okay here we go -...

'''Fat Mike:'''
One, two, one, two three!

'''El Hefe:'''
You don't know what you wanna be!
You don't know what you wanna be!
You got nothing...

'''Fat Mike:'''
You don't know what you wanna be ... you don't know anything ...

'''El Hefe:'''
Aahahahuh!