Optimus Rhyme: Obey the Moderator

"I agree to accept the following terms and regulations put forth by the admnistrators of this community and blah blah blah... I accept."

Hey
Listen up newbie, we gotta get a few things straight
Who these people are, that can wait
This is my board, my world, my space
I wrote every rule, you gotta read 'em, OK?
Cool, I guess that's it man, we straight
And if you need something I'll be up kinda late
Like two, see that's when it gets bad
People start flaming and everybody's mad
That's when I gotta bust out the ban
Trust me man, some of these people just can't stand one another
So I gotta cover up a scandal
Nah, dude, I can't let you know my AIM handle

Drop it, I grab your IP and block it
If you can't stay on topic, you got it?
If I wanna lock it there's no way you can stop me
Confident, cocky, the cubicle jockey

Confident, cocky, the cubicle jockey
Confident, cocky, the cubicle jockey

(Hook)
Obey the moderator, create a state of calm
Scan sentences and announce who's wrong
You are the troller, one week ban
I know your other screen name man
Obey the moderator, I cater to the regs
Hook 'em up with handles and float all the threads
You are the liar, permanent ban
I'll nullify your password man

[Why don't you tell 'em about your sig, kid]
[Yeah yeah, tell 'em about your sig!]

My sig's kinda big but it's tasteful
Might blink a bit, 80 K, there's no way that I be wasteful
People get hateful, but hey, it ain't new to me
It can get crazy in this community
Dude, you gotta unlock your caps
Never argue; I'd better walk with you straight to the FAQs
Even then they never relax, it's all grudges
From six months back, still nobody budges
The worst? Hackers, scum of the earth
Attack us and laugh as we back up with work
But whatever, I got an upgrade up my sleeve
Trade off sleep for new security
It's part of the job I don't mind it
And if you break a rule better believe that I'll be the one to find it
I'm tracking down every last duplicate account
I'm on my way to admin, there's never been a doubt

I see that you are new to the community
And soon to be a troubling influence
So you really should be listening

(Hook)(3x)