Pet Shop Boys: Absolutely Fabulous (Single Version)

(Lights
Models
Guest list
Just do your best, darling)

Absolutely fabulous
We're absolutely fabulous

(Darling
You are a fabulous, wonderful individual)
(Oh, thank you)
(And remember
I've known you longer than your daughter)
(Champers alright for you, Pats?)
(Lovely, sweetie)
(Should we finish off the Beluga
Or should we have some smoked salmon and nibbly things)
(Oh whatever, sweetie)
(Alright, we'll finish off the Beluga)

(Dull soulless dance music)
(Bit bit bit bop bop bop)
(Dull soulless dance music)
(Ride on time, ride on time
Techno, techno
Bloody techno, darling)

Absolutely fabulous
(It's fabulous, darling)
We're absolutely fabulous
(It's fabulous)
(Good)

(Chanel, Dior, Lagerfeld, Givenchy
Gautier, darling, names, names, names
Harper's, Tatler, English Vogue, American Vogue,
French Vogue, bloody Aby-bloody-ssinian bloody Vogue, darling)

(La Croix, sweetie
La Croix
La Croix, sweetie
La Croix
Sweetie sweetie sweetie sweetie)

Absolutely fabulous
(Pump up the volume)
We're absolutely fabulous
(Just put the needle on the record)
Absolutely fabulous
(Pump up the volume)
We're absolutely fabulous
(Get ready for this, sweetie)

(Ong kong ka dinky dong
Ong kong ka dinky dong
Ong kong ka dinky dong
I'm chanting as we speak
Bye-bye, darling
Ong kong ka dinky dong
Ong kong ka dinky dong
Ong kong ka dinky dong
Sweetie, sweetie, sweetie, sweetie
Ong kong ka dinky dong
Ong kong ka dinky dong
Ong kong ka dinky dong
I'm chanting as we speak
Bye-bye, darling
Ong kong ka dinky dong
Ong kong ka dinky dong
Ong kong ka dinky dong
Champers alright for you, Pats?)

(Oh, he was just a windscreen washer
I picked up at the traffic lights)
(Oh)
(Buns so tight he was bouncing off the walls)
(Bye, Pats)

(La Croix, sweetie
La Croix, sweetie
La Croix, sweetie
La la la
La Croix)

Absolutely fabulous
(Let the music lift you up, darling)
We're absolutely fabulous
(Dull soulless dance music)
Absolutely fabulous
(It's the bloody Pet Shop Boys, sweetie)
We're absolutely fabulous
(Get ready for this, sweetie)

(Ong kong ka dinky dong
Ong kong ka dinky dong
Ong kong ka dinky dong
I'm chanting as we speak
Bye-bye, darling
Ong kong ka dinky dong
Ong kong ka dinky dong
Ong kong ka dinky dong
Sweetie, sweetie, sweetie, sweetie)

(It's fabulous)
(Good
Thank you).