Psychostick: Hokey Fuckin' Pokey

(roar)
ALRIGHT! EVERYBODY GET YOUR MOMS! AND YOUR DADS!
AND YOUR KIDS!
AND YOUR GRANDMAS!
IT'S TIME FOR THE HOKEY FUCKIN' POKEY!

RIGHT FOOT!
You put your right foot in!
You take your right foot out!
You put your right foot in! (TOGETHER!)
And you move that motherfucker about!

{Refrain}
Do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around!
The hokey fuckin' pokey and you turn yourself around!
Do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around!
That's what it's all about!

(Left foot!)
You put your left foot in! (YEAH!)
You take your left foot out! (YEAH!)
You put your left foot in! (C'MON! C'MON! C'MON!)
And you move that motherfucker about! (THAT'S RIGHT!)

{Refrain}

Hey Mike! Do a little dilly! (Yeah!)

Alright, Josh, uh... sing and stuff, I'm gonna go sit down. (Okay.)

([Josh] You do the hokey pokey! The hokey pokey!
The hokey pokey! The hokey pokey!)

Now you die!

[Musical interlude]

RIGHT HAND!
(No, dude, do the left hand!)
What? (Do the left hand, I have to pick with my right.)
Okay, fine!

LEFT HAND! (Thanks, dude.)
You put your left hand in!
You take your left hand out!
You put your left hand in! (Whee!)
And you move that motherfucker about! (I play drums!)

{Refrain}

(Whole self)
You put your whole self in! (THERE'S NO EXCUSE!)
You take your whole self out!
You put your whole self in!
And you move that motherfucker about! (YOU FAIL!)

{Refrain}

(OW! YEAH, GUYS! C'MON, I WANNA SEE YOU DO A MOSH PIT IN THE SHAPE OF A GIRAFFE! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT! NOW LET'S SEE YOU DO IT! C'MON... LET'S GO!)

[Guitar solo]
(Dude, no... Dude, stop... Dude, stop! Stop right now, or I'll punch you in the face!)

[WHACK!] (Ow! My face!)

(Right! Yeah, that's a pretty good giraffe-shaped mosh pit! I mean, it's not the best I've seen, but it was pretty good!... You're cheaters.)

Do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around
The hokey fuckin' pokey and you turn yourself around
Do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around
Do the hokey pokey! Turn yourself around!

DO THE HOKEY POKEY! (AND YOU TURN YOURSELF AROUND!)
DO THE HOKEY POKEY! (AND YOU TURN YOURSELF AROUND!)
DO THE HOKEY POKEY! (AND YOU TURN YOURSELF AROUND!)
THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT!

(BITCH!)