Psychostick: Why, Oh, Why?

Alex... Alex! (Alex) ALEX!!!!
This is a slow song... you can do that on the next one
[Alex groans]

I'm looking at you after it's all over
And I don't feel quite the same
That look in your eyes says you don't want me anymore
Even though you are to blame

Why, oh, why did this have to happen?
Why did you do me this way?

(Tell me why) You had to lead me on so long
(Tell me why) I had to end it all in song
(Tell me why) You ran away with my best friend
(Tell me why) I still love you (love you)
Love you (love, love, love, love, love, love, love)

I came across an old love letter
And here's what you had to say:
"Please pick up a gallon of milk
While you're shopping at the store"
(Wait... that's not it! [sigh... crumpling paper] There it is)

You said: "I love you so, you're everything to me
I could love no other one"
Yeah... right!

Except for maybe, like I said, my best friend
And my brother and my dad
And my younger brother
And his best friend
And that guy's brother as well
And that one guy who used to come over and mow the lawn every Saturday who had a cool tattoo of a dragon on his shoulder and it was really neat and stuff...[breathes in then sighs]

(Tell me why) You slept with everyone but me
(Tell me why) I'm out of words that rhyme with me
(Tell me why) You still owe me three bucks for that milk
(Tell me why) I still love you...

(WHY?) Did you leave me alone?
(WHY?) In the cold, in the darkness?
(WHY?) So I could talk to the walls in the basement?
(Hey... who turned out the lights?)
(WHY?) Did you hurt me so bad?
(WHY?) Do you feel the remorse?
(WHY?) When you broke both of my shins with a crowbar?
(Ow! My fibula!)

Tell me why! (x8)
(I still love you)
(I still love you) Even though you're a bitch
(I still love you)
(I still love you) Even though you're a psycho
(I still love you)
(I still love you) Even though you should DIE!
(I still love you)

(Dude... seriously; You need to get a life!)

[sigh] Okay, boy! You can go crazy now