Relient K: The pirates that don't do anything

We are the pirates we don't do anythingWe just stay at home, and lie aroundAnd if you ask us, to do anythingWe'll just tell you, we don't do anythingWell i've never been to greenlandAnd i've never been to denverAnd i've never buried treasure in st louie or st paulAnd i've never been to moscowAnd i've never been to tampaAnd i've never been to boston in the fallWe are the pirates we don't do anythingWe just stay at home, and lie aroundAnd if you ask us, to do anythingWe'll just tell you, we don't do anythingAnd i've never hoist the main sailAnd i've never swabbed the poop deckAnd i've never veered starboard, cause i've never sailed at allAnd i've never walked the gang plankAnd i've never owned a parrot.And i've never been to boston in the fallWe are the pirates we don't do anythingWe just stay at home, and lie aroundAnd if you ask us, to do anythingWe'll just tell you, we don't do anythingI've never plucked a roosterAnd i am not too good at ping-pongAnd i've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wallAnd i've never kissed a chipmunk,And i've never gotten head liceAnd i have never been to boston in the fall(pirate captains log 2002Who be this band relient kAnd why they be so full of contradictions)We don't know what he didBut we're down with captain kiddWe don't wake up before lunchBut we all eat captain crunchWe don't smoke, we don't chewWe watch captain kangarooAnd i've never licked a spark-plugAnd i've never sniffed a stink bugAnd i've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ballAnd i've never bathed in yogurtAnd i don't look good in leggingsAnd i've never been to boston in the fallWe are the pirates who don't do anythingWe just stay at home, and lie aroundAnd if you ask us, to do anythingWe'll just tell you, we don't do anythingWe are the pirates we don't do anythingWe just stay at home, and lie aroundAnd if you ask us, to do anythingWe'll just tell you, we don't do anything