Rip The Jacker: Sexy Can-I (Layzie 1999)

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Can-I-Bus

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You can mix this song a thousand ways I don't doubt it

Okay, I'm a pervert, Its time to fess up
I might be looking for a leg up, but I won't touch
Closet sadomasochist, sexual pacifist
I like to role play but I only play masculine
It drives me insane when a woman wears lace
Current gene structure is 46 pear based
Her heart rumbling and thundering like Captain Nicole Mckowski
Every clergy member from Mecca who heard of me worship me
Ms. Guitoff my band teacher always tried to flirt with me
I got away nervously, you better be filming this
Polyester pants, big fat ass
I loved that woman so much, I paid attention in class
My spanish teacher Ms. Booker, had an ass too
Why am I talking about this to you?
One day it will be known, for now it must wait
I still love 'em both, and I never forget a face
LOVER LOVER, quoting my favorite inventor I see excitement coming
I raised my DICK, lightning bolts stream from it
I see the excitement coming, I see the excitement coming
That's right, You can take this DICK and shove it!
Nobody can hold me back, I am not innocent
But you cannot punish me, I'm a killer PIMP!
Target appears in brackets, I attack it
When a woman has a period, I smell it on the mattress
It gotta be difficult for a woman to SLEEP with me
I know my history, but what could that mean specifically?
There's a proverb that goes "One should know thyself,
Before one could know the world" so I FELT myself
Mix the blood, so it don't coagulate
The sex magic won't work if the bitch masturbates
The story of Bruce Lee, I died in my sleep
I was weak, it happens with every girl that I meet
Oh lord, tell me what to do, tell me oh lord
I've mastered the art of FUCKING, now I am so bored
Your girl Gertrude promised me her servitude
She better do it, I don't want to have to FUCK YOU dude!
A deer hunter, aw yeah if I can spare summers
Fucking your whore mother in front of her queer husband
Wide lens, wide mattress, she's an actress
This is Monster Ball practice I'm big Billy Bob black angus

This never been done before in history...

My dream was identical seven nights in a row
I saw a sideways...Suzanne Malvouex
Swimming naked in the open, the world came to know me
as Sir William The Man of Steel with a Smallville build
The ILLEST! I am still the master, as handsome as my unborn grandson... But fuck it
I need to be alone you can't comfort me like my HOES,
I hope I am not alone, That's how it has to be
In front of me on both sides and in back of me, straight out the freak show
Beautiful longitudenal BITCHES with acrylic
Fragments of Olympian gossip, that is my vision
Physically this mission objective is killing me
I submit to any and all entry points... YEAH
I don't think you know what you about to get involved in
First I put you in a sideways eight, then a pretzel
I bear clutch my DICK, my girlfriends jealous again
So intimate when I MASTURBATE it's a sin
The grown up who showed up drunk, with his own cup stoned as fuck
I could barely take my eyes off her big ol' knockers
They feared I would spit they don't like when I BUST
Dried up to appear like crust
There's only one way for me to prove that I love it, that's why I'm BUSTING
I need a volunteer, do I have any?
You think that's fast? Naw, it's faster than you think
Verbal X-Rays they say I don't burn I blaze!
Require all concentration I can muster
Tell everybody SHUT THE FUCK UP when I'm FUCKING
The sheer size of ... will continue to expand
I can't rest until I accomplish what I was sent to do
Walk in with a scarecrow grin, looking crazy
Cause that's what you made me
I need a first aid kit for the ... I spit
Pirate Cydonnias gives me energy when I'm tired
But it won't last, Style is like trying to ride a bull
I'm glad I'm the last to go
They left me dehydrated by the Nile River naked
But I made it, that's what Germaine is about!
I might get drunk and boast,spend the whole night
Trying to get close to your mama
And I still made time for the ladies!

I will forever be the illest!