Stan Bush: Dare to be stupid

Put down your chainsaw and listen to meIt's time for us to join in the fightIt time to let your babies grow up to be cowboysIt time to let the bed bugs biteYou better put all your eggs in one basketYou better count your chickens before they hatchYou better sell some wine before its timeYou better find yourself an itch to scratchYou better squeeze all the charmin you canWhen mr. whipple's not aroundStick your head in the microwave and give yourself a tanTalk with your mouth fullBite the hand that feeds youBite off more than you can chewWhat can you do?Dare to be stupidTake some wooden nickelsLook for mr. goodbarGet your motion working nowI'll show you howYou canDare to be stupidYou can turn the other cheekYou can just give up the shipYou can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tipDare to be stupidDare to be stupidIt's so easy to doDare to be stupidWe're all waiting for youIt's time to make a mountain out of a molehillForget i have a volunteerThere's no more time for crying over spilt milkIt's time for crying in your beerSo don't join the army join the ptaBuy some sensible shoes and a chevroletThen party til you're broke and they drag you awayIt's okayYou can dare to be stupidIt's like spitting on a fishIt's like barking up a treeIt's like they say you gotta buy one if you wantTo get one freeDare to be stupidYeah why don't you dare to be stupidIt's so easy to doDare to be stupidWe're all waiting for youDare to be stupidBurn your candle at both endsLook a gift horse in the mouthMashed potatoes can be your friendYou can be a coffee achieverYou can sit around the house and leave it to beaverThe future's up to youSo what you gonna doDare to be stupidDare to be stupidWhat did i say?Dare to be stupidTell me what did i say?Dare to be stupidIt's alrightDare to be stupidWe can be stupid all nightDare to be stupidCome on join the crowdDare to be stupidShout it out loudDare to be stupidI can't hear youDare to be stupidOkay, i can hear youDare to be stupidLet's goDare to be stupidDare to be stupid