Stereoliza: N.Y. Hairy tale

Little boys and girls fingers get frozen As the New Year's night coming closer T-s-s-s! They are still happy and fine Cuz they dunno yet who'll be their Merry Santa this time! "Tell us! Tell us!" - Your Santa's nasty and hot She's gonna come to your house when she's through with her pot "Hey, Santa, it's time to get to the car!" - "Wait 'till I'm shaved, dork, Warn up your choo-choo so far! Where's my bra? And my holiday pants? Fuck! Here they are! Up to the midnight I should be a star, you see - I gotta get dressed and be ready, a-ha! Ah? No chupa-chups, no chocolate, no toys - Phallus for ladies and "Hustler" for boys!" "What? Who's gonna let you in?" "Open the door, cuz the party begins!" Refrain: On N. Y. Eve I will come to you, bum! Yo, baby-killa, don't drink like a fish, Don't make me nervous, just make a wish! On N. Y. Eve would you mime my new rhyme? "A-ha!" Take it easy and shake your body Get your friends to the dance, yo! Frosty blushed grills, eyes are beaming Snow-balls, snow-buns, snow-tits trimming Why the fuck I have this bad reputation? Fuck that! I'm heading to the next destination Knock-knock-"Who's that?"-knock-knock- "Guess who! Idiot! It's Santa came to visit you! Yo, 20-years' oldster didn't know I'm true, I'm tired and I'm hungry! Boo-hoo! Get your homey's face outa my salad You have a nice place full of callow fellows Get me Champaign with a splash of peach juice! Hey, everybody, yo, listen to my good news: No chupa-chups, no chocolate, no toys - Phallus for ladies and "Hustler" for boys! Don't be that dragging, isn't it raicing? Do as I do - get funky and messy! Refrain Children: "Hey, it's not yours, look, it's written here: "For little Tommy Johns", right? "Yea, you are right, but you are too young to listen to such cheesy crap, so give it to me and go nap-nap, buddy!"