Tarsha Vega: Leroy

Who's that on my answering machine Leaving me a message freak my dreams - Got my number from a friend at a magazine X-Friend now all my calls they get screened Yo I'm over minor leagues Now I'm up in the game For a fee of 2 G's trademark my name Leroy I be the mellow never front on the fame But there's a hole in yo brain a gap a synapse In my synopsis it started w/ 2 struggling rappers There was u the unemployed I freaked commercials as an actor Tryin' to make moves but u was all about yo mouth U got gassed up by ya moms ay yo I had to break out Ya laughed I held u back heard u whisper what I lack But when u 2 faced your rep gets smoked like stems of crack U better run from me homey Ya heard Leroy said what's the matter wit u boy Leroy Leroy, what are u doin'! Leroy Like Lauryn Hill say music is supposed to inspire I signed w/ RCA peace to Seymour at Sire Ya quick ta brag about ya wack MC battles in Long Island Who ya sign with Leroy the phone goes silent Ooh u didn't call me when u was dissin' my demo Ooh -u didn't call me when u was coolin' in the limo of my' Favorite rapper damn u had a crush on him Leroy ya just a greedy groupie male groupies ain't in So I think that Tarsha Vega need the caller I.D. Ya bugga boo ya buggin' me don't take it personally I flee from those who do the shifty bag em in the Hefty w/ the cinch sack u yap I snap ya back like Richard Pryor U a big mouth and I'm the orthodontist w/ the pliers and The wires in a crossword puzzle The "L" in Leroy connects w/Liar Leroy, u got a loose screw! Leroy Leroy, what are u doin'! Leroy Verbs scribin' Leroy always end up bein' wasted Cause Leroy ain't creative verbal weapons ain't abrasive Style be calculated like spread sheets on computers He be standin' on line at the local rap recruiters U be all that u can be me I'm Tarsha V from the Boogie Down like KRS from BDP Leroy, u oughta call em up he A&R at Reprise Here the phone go "Beep" Dancehall vox Mr. Telephone man There's something wrong wit cho line When I dial up Tarsha Vega Me gets a click click every ti-ime Leroy! Leroy, what are u doin'! Leroy!