The Beastie Boys: College Girls Are Easy

Anywhere I go a fly girl will please me, east to west college girls are easy

This story's kinda funny, its one about honeys, now Debbie was a girl who used to do it like a bunny. and how about mona, her hips was like a motor i heard she liked to do it in the back of a toyota. and then there was amy, now how can ya blame me? she wanted it so bad she offered to pay me. and vicki and weezie, both a bit sleezy, 'cause all college girls are just too easy!

anywhere i go a fly girl will please me, east to west college girls are easy (x2)

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, days a week the college girls be beggin to get a guy that sexually performs, so whenever i get horny i go to the dorms. went to the dorms sunday around midnight, i saw a honey and she gave me an invite to her room and said that she had been scopin me in english class and now she was hopin just to talk (yeah right) but now instead, since we was alone she she had to get me into bed. i nibbled on her ear and said "i hope youre in condition" then she got down in the yokalite position, took off her clothes and said her name was diana, her chest was bigger than the state of indiana. she said, "lets get busy, i dont wanna lose ya" and needless to say, i knocked it like a hoosier.

anywhere i go a find girl will please me, east to west college girls are easy(x2)

yo jess man, those college girls are in the house, word up i know what youre sayin those college girls be rockin, check this out before i go on to verse number 3, i wanna see if they can move, so you mike, help me out one time break it down to a little something like this.

(oh i cant take no more)

monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday and weekends, thats when im hangin out with my friends. why just, the other night lookin for a party, we went to the house of some girls in a sorority. (oh i cant take no more)
the music was live and the party was a rocker, not all the girls were cute but they all had big knockers (word) i was just scopin and hopin and glancin at the college honeys on the dance floor dancin, thats when i saw the cutie (cutie) wigglin the booty (booty) i introduced myself as jess she said her name was judy, i knew that she adored me, but my friends warned me, judy was the type of girl whos wild and horny!

anywhere i go a find girl will please me, east to west college girls are easy (x4)