The Presidents of the United States of America: Boll Weevil

let me tell you about a friend of mine
his name's boll weevil check him out
spends all day on his big butt
and he don't ever ever get outside
i come to visit i bring some sunshine
and i just spread it all over the fire

he's stuck on his big couch stuck in his big shell
he looks at the tv and he's all right
i come from the drug lord the local drug store
bug is a fly baby he's never uptight
and i wonder

boll weevil why don't you get out of your home
he said i'm comfortable here i don't wanna move i don't wanna leave
i said boll weevil get right out of your home

good bye i gotta stay i'll move some other day bye bye gotta go to sleep
and let the tube shine let the tube shine
let the tube shine let the tube shine

now i would tell you about boll weevil but that bug is just too scary
he's sittin there all alone i try to coach him out with chocolate pies
but he would not move a muscle and i tried

to make him see that the sun is shining outside
make him see that the sun is shining outside
make him see that the sun is shining outside
make him see that the sun is shining outside
make him see that the sun is shining outside

boll weevil get right out of your home
boll weevil get right out of your home
boll weevil get right out of your home
boll weevil get right out of your home

now i would tell you about boll weevil but that bug is just too scary
he's sittin there all alone i try to coach him out with chocolate pies
but he would not move a muscle and i tried

to make him see that the sun is shining outside
make him see that the sun is shining out
make him see that the sun is shining outside
make him see that the sun is shining outside
make him see that the sun is shining outside
make him see that the sun is shining outside
make him see that the sun is shining outside

make him see that the sun is shining outside
make him see that the sun is shining outside
make him see that the sun is shining outside
make him see that the sun is shining outside
make him see the sun make him see the sun
make him see the god damn sun