Veggie Tales: Song of the cebu

Narrator: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! Larry the Cucumberpresents, in a sequential image, stereophonic, multimedia event, TheSong of the Cebu!Larry: Cebu! This is a song about a boy ... a song about a little boyand his cebus ... a song about a little boy and his three cebus ... thelittle boy who had a sick cebu, a sad cebu and a mute cebu. And also ahippo.Um ... um ... this is a picture of me at the airport. This is my AuntRuth. This is me at a bullfight. This is me fighting the bull.Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Ohh!Larry: This is me and the bull.Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Ahh!Larry: This is me and the bull and ... I think that's the bull's cousin.He's a cebu!Archibald: Hold it! You call this a multimedia event? This is a slideprojector and a bed sheet! And what on Earth is a cebu, anyway?Larry: It's kind of like a cow. See?Archibald: Yes. Well, very good. This could be interesting. Carry on!Larry: Cebu! Sing it with me! Cebu!Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Cebu!Larry: Boy is riding with cebuJimmy, Jerry & Junior: Boy is riding with cebuLarry: Into town in his canoeJimmy, Jerry & Junior: Into town in his canoeLarry: Sick cebu is rowing and sneezing. Achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo,achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo moo mooJimmy, Jerry & Junior: Achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo,achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo moo mooLarry: Hippo chewing on bambooJimmy, Jerry & Junior: Hippo chewing on bambooLarry: Can't see boy and three cebusJimmy, Jerry & Junior: Can't see boy and three cebusLarry: Sad cebu is rowing and crying. Boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo,boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo moo mooJimmy, Jerry & Junior: Boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moomoo, boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo moo mooLarry: Cebu!Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Cebu!Larry: Cebu!Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Cebu!All: Achoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, achoo moo moo,achoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo, cebu!Larry: Hippo seen by mute cebuJimmy, Jerry & Junior: Hippo seen by mute cebuLarry: Tries to tell the other twoJimmy, Jerry & Junior: Tries to tell the other twoLarry: Mute cebu is waving and grunting. Mmm-hmm mmm mmm, mmm-hmm mmmmmm, mmm-hmm mmm mmm, mmm-hmm mmm mmm mmm mmmJimmy, Jerry & Junior: Mmm-hmm mmm mmm, mmm-hmm mmm mmm, mmm-hmmmmm mmm, mmm-hmm mmm mmm mmm mmmLarry: Uh-oh.Archibald: Wait! What happens next?Larry: Um ...Archibald: Does the hippo see them? Is the poor mute cebu successful incommunicating the imminent danger to the other passengers? Is the boyinjured? Why is the sad cebu sad? Is the canoe wood or aluminum?Larry: Oh look! There's me and Bob at Sea World! Oh, wow. Forgot aboutthat one. There's me and that bull again.Archibald: You can't just start a song and leave it hanging like that!You know, I've come to expect a lot more from you. This is quitedisappointing! I'm going to have to speak to Bob about this.Larry: Oh look, a cebu! Cebu!Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: Cebu!Larry: No, wait ... that's a water buffalo.Jimmy, Jerry & Junior: No more song about cebu! Need another verse ortwo! Audience is standing and leaving, bye-bye moo, bye-bye moo, bye-byemoo, bye-bye moo moo moo mooJimmy: I want my money back!Jerry: Yeah, that'd be ... that'd be good.