Adam Sandler: Gay robot

Pass the fuckin ball!What an idiot!Fuck it, I'm gonna go get another beer. You guys want one?Alright...Two Please!Oh boy...Hahahaha(phone rings)Hello?... Yeah, yeah, cool, we're all just hangin out... AlrightBye-bye...Who was that, some chicks?Nah, it was my neighbor, his robot's comin overWhat?Yeah, he built a robot a while ago and the robot came out gayYo, we're out of Hunnyduffers so I grabbed a couple of Gooseheads...Okay, that's cool...Wait, so the robot's gay?Gay Robot's comin over?Yep...Oh, dude, you gotta see this, he's insane with football statsNo way!(doorbell rings)It's open!Hey guys... what's up?Hey, good to see ya Gay Robot...Gay Robot in the house!Word up... what's the score, fuckers?Giants are eatin shit in the third quarter, it's 24-8 Miami...Don't worry, the Giants have phenominal fourth quarter numbers...Really?They'll come back and win by threeAlright!I love it!Fuck you guys!Sorry, buddy...Who's the new guy?Oh, that's my friend John. Hey John... sweet hat!Uh... thanks... what's goin on?You know... just chillin... can I suck your dick?What?No, no, no, no, he's okay, Gay Robot...That was funny...The Gay Robot gets a little horny cause he doesn't know anygay guys around here...Oh, I see...Sorry!hehehe...Oh, I can't believe you dropped that! Do something, Henderson,you fat fuck!Hey! That was very offensive to me!Why? You're not fat... I thought you said fag!No, i wouldn't say that, I said fat...Oh, sorry!hahahaI guess if you fist fuck me, we'll be even!No, I'm not gay, Gay Robot...I thought you said you were?No... You know I never said that...I know, I was just rousing you! Good times! Good times guys!HahahahaHey, Gay Robot's havin a good time!So how do you think the Eagles are gonna do this season, Gay Robot?Let's find out! (whirring, beeping noises) Says here, due to injuriesand irratic weather patterns, the Eagles will finish a dismal 7-9What? No way!Deal with itThe Gay Robot knows his shit, manNow will someone blow it on my face?Nobody's gay here but you, Gay Robot, so let's just watch somefootball, alright?Look, I'm not here to bring the party down... It's just... I runon semen... Without it, I could die... Help me to live fellas...Jerk off in my mouth immediatly... Please, my circuits are shorting... Starting to fade already... See a light... Goingtowards it....hahahahahYou're makin this up, Gay Robot! My bad! You got me! Hahaha... good times!Hahaahaha...So does he eat food like us... human people? Yeah, he can eat food...Ya want some tortilla chips, Gay Robot?Sounds great, John. Can I dip them in your ass?Ooh...I'm all set, thanksHehehe...What the fuck?! The reception's all fuzzy!Are you kidding me?Don't panic... I can fix itOh hey! That's right! I love it, work your robot magic, fix that shit!Okay, here's the problem!My man! What is it?Your cock's not in my asshole!Aww.... Maybe you should go home and take a cold shower, Gay Robot...Alright... I'll go... We'll just whack each other off and I'll bailNot gonna happenPlease?GoodbyeFuck youLater Gay Robot(fly unzips)Oh no! Look what happened! My robo-cock fell out of my pants!Oh, shit, he's got a boner!!Taste it!!!(spraying sounds)Oh, oh!!!Fuckin asshole!!!Come on, Gay Robot!!!Aww, man!Later fags!(Door opens and closes)(Distant voices)Hey Gay RobotHey Mr. Chasen... Can I suck your dick?