Adam Sandler: Pibb tries the skateboarding

Alright, Mr. Pibb, those kneepads on tight enough?Snug as a bug in a rug playin Dig Dug, my friend!Uh huh...Im all set to give this skitchboard a whirl!Okay, we should really put a helmet on you first...Well... helmet has the word hell in it, and I dont know aboutyou, sonny, but I aint no sinner...No, youre not...When my time comes, Im on my way to heaven, so I wont be puttin one of those demon contraptions on my head!Okay, Pibb... Just remember that the half pipe aint the easiestthing to do...Never mind all that, boy! Its only half the pipe! Lets be concernedwhen they got the whole thing here! Right...Now can we get to the skitchboardin?Okay, okay... How bout we just get you on the board?Can do!Make sure you keep your knees bent...Can do do!Good job...Now how bout a little pushky to get me started?Okay, but go easyHell, this is simple as a pimple! Yeah, yeah, youre doin pretty good there buddy!Its quite similar to my youth when Id sprinkle my brothersmarble collection all over the basement floor, glue a plank tomy feet, and skim around all the live long day!Is that right?Oh, how my father detested that sound! Im sure...Ho, hoHa, yeah... you better take it down a notch there, Pibb... yourestartin to pick up a little too much speed...Nonsense, check this out! Whoo, hoo!You got some air there, Pibb, lookin like a natural!Its all about the balance, and Im darn good with that! Justask my banker! HahahaIll get right on that...Say, whats the record for loop-de-loos on one of these things?Uh..... rotations?Well, aint you fancy?Yeah, Tony Hawk did a 900 once, thats two and a half rotations...Oh, I can stick that!Dont try that, Pibb....Here we go!!! Ahhhh!!!!!(smack!)Shit! Oh, shit! Are you alright, Mr. Pibb?Is there a doctor in the house?!