Barenaked Ladies: Million Dollars

If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a house
(I'd buy you a house)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice Chesterfield or an Ottoman)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a K-Car
(A nice reliant automobile)
And if I had a million dollars, I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars
I'd build a tree-fort in our yard
If I had a million dollars
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
If I had a million dollars
Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
You know, we could just go up there and hang out
Like open the fridge and stuff
And there'd all be foods laid out for us
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things
They have pre-wrapped sausages
But they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
Well can you blame them? Yeah
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a fur a coat
(But not a real fur coat, that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you an exotic pet
(Yep, like a llama or an emu)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
(All them crazy elephant bones)
And if I had a million dollars, I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars
We'd take a Limousine, 'cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner
But we would eat Kraft dinner
Of course, we would, we'd just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
That's right, all the fanciest Dijon ketchup
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a green dress
(But not a real green dress that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you some art
(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a monkey
(Haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
And if I had a million dollars, I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars, if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars, if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars, I'd be rich